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**Dalexian** · 01-05-2011, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ViolenceIsGolden

True damn you remember that far back.

I have an uncanny ability to remember every encounter I have with whipped cream.

(It's only unfortunate because I work in a restaurant that serves milkshakes)

**JOAL.com** · 01-05-2011, 01:15 PM

Best rant ever, seeing green in the rep area for the first time must have been a shock eh Jeff?

**D-Fear** · 01-05-2011, 01:15 PM

OH NO! A GREEN REP THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE RED???

How the fuck does anyone make such a serious, dire, and world-changing mistake??? Oh wait, human error.

ViolenceIsGolden · 01-05-2011, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Dalexian

I have an uncanny ability to remember every encounter I have with whipped cream.

(It's only unfortunate because I work in a restaurant that serves milkshakes)

Do you think about pornstars and hot woman when you make those milkshakes?

**Dalexian** · 01-05-2011, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ViolenceIsGolden

Do you think about pornstars and hot woman when you make those milkshakes?

I hadn't before, but now I will everytime! Thanks haha

ViolenceIsGolden · 01-05-2011, 01:21 PM

And the great thing is all the customers will think your super friendly with your huge ass smile and you might even get some sexual interest out of it.

**Dalexian** · 01-05-2011, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ViolenceIsGolden

And the great thing is all the customers will think your super friendly with your huge ass smile and you might even get some sexual interest out of it.

I mean, how else am I supposed to get tipped?

ViolenceIsGolden · 01-05-2011, 01:28 PM

Extortion?

**Dalexian** · 01-05-2011, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ViolenceIsGolden

Extortion?

Hm, I've been looking for a pay raise. That just might work.

Simply...amazing · 01-05-2011, 01:34 PM

Wait...JJ grey repped me before, i just checked...what the hell?...guess it's better than red