Modern day parody "movies"
I'll keep this fucking rant short, cuz I really only have few but harsh words to say about the fucking idiot hollywood basturds that are making these godawful fucknuts.
"Epic Movie" and "Disaster Movie" are 2 of the worst, most unfunny pieces of donkey shit I have ever seen in my fucken life. I just want to find the people making these unfunny pieces of shit and kill them one by one. Whoever finds them funny deserve bad things. I haven't seen many besides those 2 unholy fuckbags but they are all the same. These modern day "parodies" follow the same, unfunny path - They are just fucking making a series of sketches not a goddamn movie. I'm not gonna dive into how unfunny each and every one of those sketches is. These abominations cannot be called movies, they are sketches!!!
Wanna know what a parody is? Check out Leslie Nielsen's movies. I know a lot of people who think those movies suck but that's not what I mean. His movies are fucking movies. The movies have a fucking story, unlike the modern day shit. They have characters. The movies were not just some random, unfunny sketches thrown together and for that Nielsen deserves credit, he made parodies look like real movies. Nielsen is god.
I'm just so sick of these stupid PIECE OF SHIT FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKING ASSS MOVIES!!!!!!!!! Argh! STOP FUCKING MAKING THEME STUPID HOLLYWOOD ....S! THEY ARE ALL THE SAME! IF YOU FIND THAT SHIT FUNNY, YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE A JOB AS A WRITER OR A FUCKEN DIRECTOR. I guess this rant wasn't as short as I thought it would be but fuck it, it got teh anger out of me.