People should give up on trying to rant on you, in all seriousness. I mean, out of all the people here, you come off the best at acting like you dont give two shits about anything. Or maybe you just dont care, and in that case, congratulations sir.
It's that attitude that attracts the trolls I think. I don't completely ignore them but don't really get too flustered when they go crazy with the insults. It's a pretty solid and entertaining strategy.
And I like Puggle. Not because his posts are all that great but because he starts every post with, "Puggle here" it's a gimmick done right.