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Old 07-08-2010, 04:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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This has been a long time coming, a very long time actually. You've guessed who this is about, none other than TaylorFitz. Never have I been so e-raged by one man, but everything about this guy makes me want to punch orphans, due to restrictions (not knowing any Orphans, I have resorted to the elderly). I've been trying to work out what makes this individual so intolerably stupid? He's a snithead just for beginningers, so he doesn't even try to hide the fact he's a moron. He wants to be different and he wants to stand out, congratulations, we all notice your stupidity.

I obviously have the glorious quote in my sig, where Taylor"fatz" (wonder if he gets it), has admitted to being a fat, fat man. Then I could see the wood from the trees, the fog was clear, I was blind but then could see. The fat is deceiving me. Maybe TaylorFitz isn't the tosspot I took him to be. We've seen the school boy spelling mistakes, putting words into past tense by mixing up the "S" and the "D". It was Mr.Styles that suggested, "Hey, maybe his fat fingers are getting in the way!". "Of course" I replied, and maybe he isn't that bad after all. That or the fat scrambles his brain, I like think the latter.

I have not enjoyed these homosexual pictures in my usercp. I like sugar, I like tea, but I don't like homos, no sire. Instead of explaining my disdain for these sexual predators I shall instead explain my disdain for these pictures. I saw the subliminal message, I saw the "help me" in them. Taylorfitz, hiding in the closet, or is he? What if he's not coming out the closet for another reason. Then it became clear, he can't fit out the closet! It was clear that Taylor's fat ways were preventing a normal life both forum wise and maybe in everyday life.

So instead of responding to this angry troll and his angry ways, I have written this thread in understanding. Maybe a private message would have been more appropriate but it gives the chance for other fat members suffering the same problem, or members feeling the same disdain for Taylor and right the once wrongs of feelings. A lot of you will be disappointed with this thread, the lack of hate, the lack of cussing or jokes at the expense of Taylor. Enough with these fat jokes I say, the fat have enough on their plates.

To rescue this thread, I have taken the advice of Sticksy, and am going to dedicate this paragraph to him. Someone might go on Sticksy's computer and think, "where's the control button?". Well he doesn't need one, he's always in control, that's the man he is. You could say giant meteors killed the dinosaurs, but Sticksy isn't called giant meteors. Good game.

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Old 07-08-2010, 04:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2010, 04:29 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I considered reading this, but then I realized that I'd be wasting a couple minutes of my life, which I would never get back.

Edit: But then I decided to read it anyway. Taylor is fat and gay? seriously? That's all you could come up with? What the fuck is this anyway, 2nd grade?
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Old 07-08-2010, 04:34 AM   #4 (permalink)
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that was amazing. i almost shed a tear at the last paragraph.
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Old 07-08-2010, 05:02 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I considered reading this, but then I realized that I'd be wasting a couple minutes of my life, which I would never get back.

Edit: But then I decided to read it anyway. Taylor is fat and gay? seriously? That's all you could come up with? What the fuck is this anyway, 2nd grade?
It absolutely wasn't about that, you clearly didn't read it very carefully.
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Old 07-08-2010, 05:23 AM   #6 (permalink)
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These "Rants" make me feel ashamed to come on these forums.

E-beefs, which in themselves are laughable, but on a wrestling forum,,, thats just unfathomably stupid. Get a grip.

They are about as funny as a blind man drinking piss and make everyone involved look like wankers. This one in particular actually makes me want to "punch orphans, due to restrictions (not knowing any Orphans, I have resorted to the elderly)." You should be ashamed of yourself. If something happens on these forums you don't like, ignore it, post in another thread, and go on with your day. Don't make these "rants" aimed at being funny, yet failing massively and coming off as more of a fool than the other guy.
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Old 07-08-2010, 05:31 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Pretty pathetic as per usual. I did however crack a smile for...

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Old 07-08-2010, 06:26 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I love how no one is actually sticking up for him though, I'll chalk that down as a win.
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Old 07-08-2010, 09:27 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Meh, I used to respect you Jupiter. I guy who posted good posts, a guy I found hard to argue with because he put down such great points. I guess you're an idiot, I should have realised it when I saw you defending that waste of space Mr.Styles.
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Old 07-08-2010, 09:28 AM   #10 (permalink)
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The man has the Gene Genie in his sig.

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