Join Date: May 2009
Location: Dancing the Salmon Dance
Belly's gonna get you!
This has been a long time coming, a very long time actually. You've guessed who this is about, none other than TaylorFitz. Never have I been so e-raged by one man, but everything about this guy makes me want to punch orphans, due to restrictions (not knowing any Orphans, I have resorted to the elderly). I've been trying to work out what makes this individual so intolerably stupid? He's a snithead just for beginningers, so he doesn't even try to hide the fact he's a moron. He wants to be different and he wants to stand out, congratulations, we all notice your stupidity.
I obviously have the glorious quote in my sig, where Taylor"fatz" (wonder if he gets it), has admitted to being a fat, fat man. Then I could see the wood from the trees, the fog was clear, I was blind but then could see. The fat is deceiving me. Maybe TaylorFitz isn't the tosspot I took him to be. We've seen the school boy spelling mistakes, putting words into past tense by mixing up the "S" and the "D". It was Mr.Styles that suggested, "Hey, maybe his fat fingers are getting in the way!". "Of course" I replied, and maybe he isn't that bad after all. That or the fat scrambles his brain, I like think the latter.
I have not enjoyed these homosexual pictures in my usercp. I like sugar, I like tea, but I don't like homos, no sire. Instead of explaining my disdain for these sexual predators I shall instead explain my disdain for these pictures. I saw the subliminal message, I saw the "help me" in them. Taylorfitz, hiding in the closet, or is he? What if he's not coming out the closet for another reason. Then it became clear, he can't fit out the closet! It was clear that Taylor's fat ways were preventing a normal life both forum wise and maybe in everyday life.
So instead of responding to this angry troll and his angry ways, I have written this thread in understanding. Maybe a private message would have been more appropriate but it gives the chance for other fat members suffering the same problem, or members feeling the same disdain for Taylor and right the once wrongs of feelings. A lot of you will be disappointed with this thread, the lack of hate, the lack of cussing or jokes at the expense of Taylor. Enough with these fat jokes I say, the fat have enough on their plates.
To rescue this thread, I have taken the advice of Sticksy, and am going to dedicate this paragraph to him. Someone might go on Sticksy's computer and think, "where's the control button?". Well he doesn't need one, he's always in control, that's the man he is. You could say giant meteors killed the dinosaurs, but Sticksy isn't called giant meteors. Good game.
Last edited by DR JUPES; 07-08-2010 at 06:03 AM.