I didn't need to talk about a guy sticking his middle finger up another guy's ass and licking the shit off his finger or having a gangbang every day for a couple years where 6 guys jerk off into the tub and store the cum until it's at the top and then bathe in it.
Your internet credibility is about as lulz-worthy as Jimmy Wang Yang asking for a world title run.
Pretty sure if you just admitted you wish to anally-violate RITS in the deepest cavities of his colon, people would at least respect you for being honest. But in all likelihood, that would only give you enough leeway to call people gay with the slightest modicum of merit. You would still be the same douchebag you always were.
"internet credibility": An oxymoron if there ever was one.