Re: My Necro Butcher T-Shirts Makes Too Much Noise When I Mastrubates
I used to have this problem when I had the whole bubble wrap fetish. Now I just dress up as a Puffin and slide jell-o brand tapioca pudding into my ass while I stroke the joke.
Re: My Necro Butcher T-Shirts Makes Too Much Noise When I Mastrubates
Slap your shirt and tell it to shut the fuck up, bitch.
Also...do you wear that shirt every time you masturbate? Ive never heard of someone having a wanking shirt before
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Originally Posted by Tyrion Lannister
I didn't need to talk about a guy sticking his middle finger up another guy's ass and licking the shit off his finger or having a gangbang every day for a couple years where 6 guys jerk off into the tub and store the cum until it's at the top and then bathe in it.