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06-20-2010, 11:24 AM
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Asking SCOTT STEINER for Wrestling Advice
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Twofax Presents: The Trufax of Red Rep
Bring to Light the Good of Red Rep
A Jupiter and Styles Production
Episode 1
It is I, The Lovable One, Mr. Styles along with The Innovator of Trufax, Jupiter, bringing you yet another quality rant. We've brought you such things as dropping a bombshell bigger then the US dropping the Atomic Bomb in exposing TheLoneShark (whatever happened to that guy?), exposing Crazy Dante as a wannabe tranny, the rant that leads newbies to making a good rant (Jupiter says you're welcome), the rant which exposed lesbians as nothing more then woman who couldn't please a man, and we also tried to bring Crystal over to the good side instead of playing the middle (still working on that). But today we have a real treat for you. RED FUCKING REP
Now no this is not a rep rant in disguise, this rant will be designed to bring you the Trufacts from Twofacts about how great red really is.
Now here`s some quick food for thought, if you mix red and white together what do you get? Pink, and what else is pink? Pussy (the good kind not the internet tough guy kind) and what self respecting mind doesn't like pussy? We know Crystal does, but so does the entire internet. What do you get when you mix green and white? Lime, and that's just not sexy.
Also on the internet what's better to read in a comment "I agree" or "YOU MUDDER FUXER!!!! UZ GIVES ME DA RED REP ND NOW U DIEZ!!!!" Well if you again have any self respect you have a sense of humor and enjoy laughing at the pussies of the internet and right now we're not talking about the "woman".
End of the day, sit back and enjoy the red rep because in life you're only guaranteed a few things, taxes, death and good red rep comments. So enjoy the time you have here and enjoy the red rep, it's the only fun guarantee in life.
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Everybody makes mistakes, I bought sour milk once, it'll never happen again. Your mom fucked a deadbeat and was left with you. The milk, like you father, is gone, only thing is I can go buy a new jug and be happy with my milk, you, you're stuck not knowing your dad for life. And even if you do eventually meet him, you have to deal with the fact he never loved you enough to raise you. I win, you fail at life.
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06-20-2010, 11:30 AM
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Mumbled
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Re: Twofacts Presents: The Trufax of Red Rep
Well I can admit when I've been defeated
Your rant > my rant
I'll study up and try again one day
lol sarcasm
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06-20-2010, 11:32 AM
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Re: Twofacts Presents: The Trufax of Red Rep
I've been trying to tone down my usage of gifs in the last month and have succeeded greatly, however all I can say about this rant can be summed up the original (GOOD) Dr Loomis:
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06-20-2010, 11:34 AM
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ITS NEW JACK THE ORIGINAL GANGSTA
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Re: Twofacts Presents: The Trufax of Red Rep
That's a few minutes of my life I won't get back.
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06-20-2010, 11:38 AM
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Asking SCOTT STEINER for Wrestling Advice
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Re: Twofacts Presents: The Trufax of Red Rep
I understand not everybody is going to be able to see the real picture, but all we're trying to do is bring you the Trufax.
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Originally Posted by CBR
Everybody makes mistakes, I bought sour milk once, it'll never happen again. Your mom fucked a deadbeat and was left with you. The milk, like you father, is gone, only thing is I can go buy a new jug and be happy with my milk, you, you're stuck not knowing your dad for life. And even if you do eventually meet him, you have to deal with the fact he never loved you enough to raise you. I win, you fail at life.
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06-20-2010, 11:43 AM
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Re: Twofacts Presents: The Trufax of Red Rep
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I've been trying to tone down my usage of gifs in the last month and have succeeded greatly, however all I can say about this rant can be summed up the original (GOOD) Dr Loomis:
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There's no reason to say "original" or "good" Dr. Loomis. It's understood Donald Pleasence is the only Dr. Loomis. Also you have video footage of him. It's clear it's the original Loomis in that gif.
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06-20-2010, 11:47 AM
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Shock the Monkey
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Re: Twofacts Presents: The Trufax of Red Rep
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There's no reason to say "original" or "good" Dr. Loomis. It's understood. Also you have video footage of him. It's clear it's the original Loomis in that gif.
At any rate, I like how the palm hovers over his mouth expressing his incredulity better than any words could.
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Well I say original just as an introduction for the poor souls who've only saw the shitfest that is Rob Zombie's Halloween remake (And as such have only saw the pure ham that is Malcom Mcdowell's portrayal of Sam Loomis (Good as it is you cannie beat a bit of BLOFELD)), same with the good part.
DAMNIT ROB MICHAEL MYERS DID NOT NEED A SOB STORY BACKGROUND TO EXPLAIN HIS RAMPAGES! HE'S FUCKING PURE EVIL, SIMPLE AS!
Also he was meant to look average as hell, it made him scarier, not 7 foot tall godamnit!
I once wrote a review of that horrific movie actually... should post it on here.
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06-20-2010, 11:47 AM
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Re: Twofacts Presents: The Trufax of Red Rep
3 pieces of red rep.
CHEKKIT
its also really rare to see posters with actual MINUS rep, like, really really low rep. So low its like, yeah.
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06-20-2010, 11:50 AM
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SOTO
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Re: Twofacts Presents: The Trufax of Red Rep
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Originally Posted by Craig
Well I say original just as an introduction for the poor souls who've only saw the shitfest that is Rob Zombie's Halloween remake (And as such have only saw the pure ham that is Malcom Mcdowell's portrayal of Sam Loomis (Good as it is you cannie beat a bit of BLOFELD)), same with the good part.
DAMNIT ROB MICHAEL MYERS DID NOT NEED A SOB STORY BACKGROUND TO EXPLAIN HIS RAMPAGES! HE'S FUCKING PURE EVIL, SIMPLE AS!
Also he was meant to look average as hell, it made him scarier, not 7 foot tall godamnit!
I once wrote a review of that horrific movie actually... should post it on here.
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I say fuck those poor souls who've only seen Zombie's shitfest.
I can't agree with you more on your assessment of Halloween, both the real and the shitfest. |
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06-20-2010, 12:03 PM
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Re: Twofacts Presents: The Trufax of Red Rep
Trufax sounds like some sort of delicious culinary piece.
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