Heel Turn on James Ellsworth
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: A house
Twofax Presents: The Trufax of Red Rep
Bring to Light the Good of Red Rep
A Jupiter and Styles Production
It is I, The Lovable One, Mr. Styles along with The Innovator of Trufax, Jupiter, bringing you yet another quality rant. We've brought you such things as dropping a bombshell bigger then the US dropping the Atomic Bomb in exposing TheLoneShark (whatever happened to that guy?), exposing Crazy Dante as a wannabe tranny, the rant that leads newbies to making a good rant (Jupiter says you're welcome), the rant which exposed lesbians as nothing more then woman who couldn't please a man, and we also tried to bring Crystal over to the good side instead of playing the middle (still working on that). But today we have a real treat for you. RED FUCKING REP
Now no this is not a rep rant in disguise, this rant will be designed to bring you the Trufacts from Twofacts about how great red really is.
Now here`s some quick food for thought, if you mix red and white together what do you get? Pink, and what else is pink? Pussy (the good kind not the internet tough guy kind) and what self respecting mind doesn't like pussy? We know Crystal does, but so does the entire internet. What do you get when you mix green and white? Lime, and that's just not sexy.
Also on the internet what's better to read in a comment "I agree" or "YOU MUDDER FUXER!!!! UZ GIVES ME DA RED REP ND NOW U DIEZ!!!!" Well if you again have any self respect you have a sense of humor and enjoy laughing at the pussies of the internet and right now we're not talking about the "woman".
End of the day, sit back and enjoy the red rep because in life you're only guaranteed a few things, taxes, death and good red rep comments. So enjoy the time you have here and enjoy the red rep, it's the only fun guarantee in life.