Originally Posted by Puggle
RITS has AIDS from knocking up a Filipino tranny. No wonder he's so bitter. Red reps get him off. Its sorta like cyber cock size.
Funny story while we are on the subject.
A group of my friends went on a beach trip my senior high school. I didn't go because it was over winter break and I had basketball practice.
So our friend Joey catches the eye of this random chick. They are hanging out , talking , holding hands etc. Finally it got to the point where they were kissing. I mean really making out hardcore. Grabbing ass , tongue ... you know full out.
Joey's gets to idea to take her back to the hotel room. So they walk back alone or w/e.
Little did they know my friend Colby had stayed back because he wasn't feeling well. He's hanging around the hotel room and hears the door handle getting messed around with.... Joeys trying to unlock the door. But at the same time he over hears the girl's voice saying shit like "OMG , hurry I can't wait to get in there."
Colby get's the idea to hide in the closet and jump out and scare the hell out of them before things get too crazy.
So Colby jumps in the closet , and Joey and the girl finally get into the room.
They start kissing and Joey slides his hand down her pants trying to seal the deal.
and this is what Colby hears
"Wait, what the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK? HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK??????" The girl is like " OMG I thought you knew" Joey: "You have a fucking dick !??!?!?? WHAT THE HELL. GET THE FUCK OUT etc." She/he starts crying and runs out.
Soooo Colby is still closet. He doesn't know what the fuck to do , because he just over heard all that. Apparently he stayed in the closet for like 20 mins til Joey went to the bathroom and Colby jetted out the door to find my other friends.
anyway ... fuck RITS