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Old 06-13-2010, 06:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The official welcoming of Crystal into the Straight/Heterosexual Society

You have walked an illusion for so long. A path to nowhere. You have played to many stereotypes, but one that sticks out to me is the "women can't read maps" as I read about your misguided journey, full of wrong routes away from dick alley and down vagina lane. You have gone against nature, against society, against genetics and everything you should believe in. You have become lost in the millions but all is not lost. I am here with other WF members to help you back, to help you see the wood from the trees.

Let me say one thing to you Crystal. I understand. Not the whole intercourse thing with the same sex, that I do not understand, but I do understand why you have defiantly gone down the road of bisexuality. Men have been a bad influence in your life haven't they? Where did it begin? Abusive father? Maybe, but I think it has something to do with boyfriends. That nice guy who you thought you would be with forever who then cheated on you! That nice guy at the coffee store who "just wanted to be friends." It is easy to see why you have been put off by guys, we are not nice people and that is the trufax. Here's another trufax though, women are worse. Women are way worse. I knew a girlfriend of my mates, she wouldn't cook when he asked her, she wouldn't clean when he asked her, he said it was like she was on her period 24/7 and then she left him because he was "too sexist." Not sexist enough, clearly!

What you need Crystal is too leave your girlfriend. You need a macho figure in your life. Someone like me, but not me, because I hate you. Someone to put you in your place. Someone to show you the right path. Someone you can be proud of, cook for and clean for. Someone who won't give you rights and give you something legitimate to complain about. So lost in the shadows no more! Come back to us Crystal, come back to salvation, seek redemption, refuse female temptation. Seek the trufax!
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Old 06-13-2010, 06:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Stop saying 'trufax'.
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Stop saying 'trufax'.
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Old 06-13-2010, 06:28 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Stop saying 'trufax'...
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Old 06-13-2010, 07:01 AM   #6 (permalink)
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He speaks trufax.
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Old 06-13-2010, 10:24 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2010, 10:55 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I lol'd but who's Crystal? Is she hot?
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Jupiter confuses me.
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Boo everyone for poo-pooing this. When someone actually posts something that is original and creative, they should be rewarded with some kind of a sticker.

This "Crystal" really needs our help. Anything a young energetic male, like me, can do to help?
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