Anyone considered he might just be a Balls Mahoney fan?
Originally Posted by Tyrion Lannister
I didn't need to talk about a guy sticking his middle finger up another guy's ass and licking the shit off his finger or having a gangbang every day for a couple years where 6 guys jerk off into the tub and store the cum until it's at the top and then bathe in it.
"I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless champion there's ever been. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"