Wow, so he didn't say anything at all since the first post? Ah, I'd forgotten how quiet a 12-year-old can get when you rub him the wrong way. Wait...
Seriously though, I know I'm kind of late to the party here, but can someone clarify something for me? And I don't even mean just about the reason for the rant, because I'm assuming it basically falls under one big blanket of idiocy. Although, in all fairness to him, "So Ladycroft, enjoy the role of moderator, but do so in moderation." was damn poetic. I'd give him a gold star. But yeah, quick question:
Oh, look at me, I'm a moderator - respect my authoratie. I'm typing in pink letters, please, notice me! When I grow up, I'm going to be just like Miley Cyrus!
How do you grow up to be like someone who's only about 14? Cyrus is like a tiny, annoying child, right? She's not, you know, people age? She can't be people age. Someone would have shot her by now. People don't put up with other people who are that irritating. Only children. Because they're naturally idiots, and presumably too small to aim at consistently. God, I can't stand that girl. It's like she traded in quality of speech for quantity or something. Bringing her up was the worst part of this whole thing.
Not that, you know, I'm not terribly offended on behalf of LadyCroft and everything. Really. I'm disgusted. Totally. It's reprehensible. She seems alright. Drinks whiskey so I'm on board with her, even if it does bug me a little that I don't have a clue who the person in her signature most of the time is.
Also, that text isn't pink, it's purple.
What about octagon tits? That shit is just straight weird.
What, you mean like Roy "Big Country" Nelson or something?