Originally Posted by -TheMercuryEnigma-
Pretty sure I wouldn't, I'd quite like to know what you're basing that off, considering you have never spoken to me or know anything about me.
Just because your standards appear to be pathetically low, don't bring me down to your level.
I'm basing it off you being a male.
In all seriousness, though, I really don't know, nor care, whether you would or wouldn't. I don't know you, right? I'm thinking you just read too much into a comment that was supposed to be taken as a "dude, she has a vagina, you'd SO hit it" joke that guys generally tend to toss around to each other. At least they do here.
And whether you or anybody else finds Jade to be attractive or not is irrelevant, but I do think saying "I'd rather eat my mother's own shit than touch you" is massively overstating whatever you're trying to say, and despite your supposed high standards, I seriously doubt you'd consume your mother's faeces over touching any
female. And yeah, I suspect you were going for "dramatic effect", but still, I don't know you, do I? I can't be sure.