stinksy

Over the last 6 months, my mind has been spiralling out of control ever since I was sacked, I have had problems with my brother and relationships. now my girlfreind has left me my saviour my lover. apparently i have been a complete "asshole" lately she thinks ive been demanding sex too much and she calling me a liar!!! im a liar? but i already told her that i had sex with her sister. why should i have to put up with this? why cant i have a normal relationship? questions..questions.. im not the arsehole she is and she will never be up to my standards silly little slagbucket. !!!!

Kennedy

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Mister Mister

I slightly smirked.


Well then you deserve to get dumped if you slept with her sister

CERB3RUS

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Suspects in Jeff Hardy's Staircase Mugging
The Brian Kendrick - In a drug deal gone horribly wrong
Youmanga - With an itchy...thumb
Psycotic Impact! Referee - Still on a warpath
Rikishi - May have done it for The Rock
Paul London (Zeke's bitch)
Hornswoggle (Small Chance)
Kung-Fu Naki - Rumor has it, that not EVERYONE like Kung-Fu Naki. May have been drunk.
Vickie Guerrero - Whilst riding in wheelchair
Braden Walker - Because he looked angry
Matt Hardy - Might want a real world title
Joey Mercury - b/c Jeff fucked up his face with a ladder
Grassy Knoll Gunman - MAVSFAN knows about these things
Mike Adamle - Hell-bent on screwing something up somehow
The Joker - for gimmick infringement (^not to be confused with previous suspect^)
Bret Hart - I mean c'mon, it IS Survivor Series, ok?

the_matthew_

Damn right OP teach that bitch another lesson. Youve already slept with her sister so it's now time to go after the mother. Fuck this bitches life up !!!
1. Fuck mother
2. Invite her over afterwards so you can give her an apology (dont tell her about you fucking her mother).
3. Have make-up time with a few drinks, remember to get her really pissed.
4. Tell her about the sick, hot, sweaty, dirty sex you had with her mother
5. Lead her into a room with a gun on the table, close the door and tell her "you know what you have to do now"
6. Leave the scene and bask in glory

craigdanbeaton

We can all give you comfort..... if you need it..


ALOT of comfort....


But yeah... you're a Complete and utter stupid bastard if you can't realise why she left you, if you think just telling her you slept with her sister is enough, you're just...wrong



PS.... Gay Orgy Pile at your house?

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Edgehead2000

Well what do you expect...you fucked her sister...

Glad I could help

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Sticksy

I thought McQueen was having one this week

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craigdanbeaton

Eh... We can work double


I was acctually going to post a pic of the south Park Pile, then I noticed it looked like one of the men was thrusting, so I left it.. Because I would get banned

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Sticksy

I swear this Rants section is a bigger pile of gay sex than the South Park pile

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