-They won't accept the euro. (That means we gotta change our euro's into f'n pounds before we can spent our money there. Why? Probably because it's their tradition)
Like people have said, the £ is the strongest currency in the world. Why the hell would we change it for the crappy Euro?
-They are driving on the left (Probably another tradition)
Why aren't you????
-They are the only ones supporting the US in Iraq war
Did you actually ask people, or just go by what our retarded prime minister thinks?
-They have no passports
What? Of course we do. Who the hell doesn't?
-They have a different time zone
We are what every other time zone on the planet is based on.
-Almost everything they do has something do to with one of another tradition.
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-I once heard you can't enter a pub if you are under a certain age. But I'm not sure if that's true..
Can't drink in one until you are 18, and 21 for some of them...
-You can't get there without a boat or a train. (Okay you can't help that, but it sill sucks)
How about a plane? And what do you expect when you visit an ISLAND?
Something else that pissed me off in England: the beer sucks.
I'll give you that... I don't drink any English beers. I get all the nice Imported European stuff

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And how in earth was it possible that you couldn't qualify for the EC with such a team? Shame on you.
Who cares?