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Old 07-03-2008, 09:47 AM   #181 (permalink)
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My fav. skit from Extras:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lPGud5z_SHE

EDIT: at the Ebay/French joke.
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Old 07-03-2008, 09:50 AM   #182 (permalink)
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So many links and my internet is fucking slow This thread better not get deleted before my internet gets back to its proper speed
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Old 07-03-2008, 09:51 AM   #183 (permalink)
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lol, it shouldnt be, Its still on topic - kinda.
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Old 07-03-2008, 09:51 AM   #184 (permalink)
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My fav. skit from Extras:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lPGud5z_SHE

EDIT: at the Ebay/French joke.
I never really liked Extras... but that was by far the best bit of it....
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Old 07-03-2008, 09:54 AM   #185 (permalink)
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^^^ you seriously need to watch some steve merchant skits.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nM7hvrrbphE

http://youtube.com/watch?v=e8rKuLnc89k&feature=related

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UaBdkugW_gs
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Old 07-03-2008, 09:56 AM   #186 (permalink)
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Ok roflcopta...that one made me crack a smile...which is more than any British/English comedy has ever done for me



Oh, one more thing(This will be my last joke, since I don't want to overdo it)...




So this French guy gos on a rant in a bar about how much they hate America,England and Australia, the Frenchman tells how America's full of hairy stupid apes, how England is so arrogant they can't smell their own farts and how Australians are so patriotic it pathetic.

It happens that at this time, an American, an Australian and an Englishman walk in, their talking like buddies, they overhear the French guy on his rants.


The Englishman, American and Australian ask the Frenchman "Do you know how to speak German?"

The Frenchman replies "No..."


All three men walk out of the bar, but before they do, they tell the Frenchman "You're welcome".


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That last one...nice .

So uh, has anyone seen Run, Fatboy, Run? Its got Simon Pegg and was wondering if it's any good.
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Ok roflcopta...that one made me crack a smile...which is more than any British/English comedy has ever done for me



Oh, one more thing(This will be my last joke, since I don't want to overdo it)...




So this French guy gos on a rant in a bar about how much they hate America,England and Australia, the Frenchman tells how America's full of hairy stupid apes, how England is so arrogant they can't smell their own farts and how Australians are so patriotic it pathetic.

It happens that at this time, an American, an Australian and an Englishman walk in, their talking like buddies, they overhear the French guy on his rants.


The Englishman, American and Australian ask the Frenchman "Do you know how to speak German?"

The Frenchman replies "No..."


All three men walk out of the bar, but before they do, they tell the Frenchman "You're welcome".


Pretty good. Pretty good.

I'm actually watching Monty Python: Argument Sketch over and over and over now....It's so hilarious..and I haven't seen it in ages.

EDIT: Run Fatboy Run is pretty funny. Not over the top like Hot Fuzz..but I like it. It's got a realistic plot...and it's very very funny. And Dylan Moran's in it...so it's bound to be hilarious
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Has anyone here ever seen any of Ross Noble's stuff?
His "Randomist" DVD is exactly what it says on the tin. The guy goes out there with 2 jokes in the back of his head and just makes stuff up as he goes along
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a88ewuUa-lQ

Oh, and Bill Bailey's "Part Troll" is off-the-charts funny
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Hot Fuzz was awesome

Quote:
Danny Butterman: How's Lurch?
Nicholas Angel: He's in the freezer.
Danny Butterman: Did you say 'cool off'?
Nicholas Angel: No, I didn't say anything actually.
Danny Butterman: Shame.
Nicholas Angel: There was a bit earlier that you missed when I distracted him with a cuddly monkey, then I said 'playtime's over' and I hit him with the Peace Lily.
Danny Butterman: You're off the fuckin' chain!
Ross Noble is awesome, one of my favourite comedians (then again i like a lot of comedians )
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