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07-03-2008, 09:47 AM
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Captain Charismatic Copta
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Re: What's wrong with England?
My fav. skit from Extras:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lPGud5z_SHE
EDIT:  at the Ebay/French joke.
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07-03-2008, 09:50 AM
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Entertain me
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Re: What's wrong with England?
So many links and my internet is fucking slow  This thread better not get deleted before my internet gets back to its proper speed 
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07-03-2008, 09:51 AM
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Re: What's wrong with England?
lol, it shouldnt be, Its still on topic - kinda.
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07-03-2008, 09:51 AM
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Re: What's wrong with England?
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I never really liked Extras... but that was by far the best bit of it....
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07-03-2008, 09:54 AM
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07-03-2008, 09:56 AM
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Re: What's wrong with England?
Ok roflcopta...that one made me crack a smile...which is more than any British/English comedy has ever done for me
Oh, one more thing(This will be my last joke, since I don't want to overdo it)...
So this French guy gos on a rant in a bar about how much they hate America,England and Australia, the Frenchman tells how America's full of hairy stupid apes, how England is so arrogant they can't smell their own farts and how Australians are so patriotic it pathetic.
It happens that at this time, an American, an Australian and an Englishman walk in, their talking like buddies, they overhear the French guy on his rants.
The Englishman, American and Australian ask the Frenchman "Do you know how to speak German?"
The Frenchman replies "No..."
All three men walk out of the bar, but before they do, they tell the Frenchman "You're welcome".

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07-03-2008, 10:02 AM
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Re: What's wrong with England?
That last one...nice  .
So uh, has anyone seen Run, Fatboy, Run? Its got Simon Pegg and was wondering if it's any good.
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07-03-2008, 10:03 AM
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Re: What's wrong with England?
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Originally Posted by thatdambgood
Ok roflcopta...that one made me crack a smile...which is more than any British/English comedy has ever done for me
Oh, one more thing(This will be my last joke, since I don't want to overdo it)...
So this French guy gos on a rant in a bar about how much they hate America,England and Australia, the Frenchman tells how America's full of hairy stupid apes, how England is so arrogant they can't smell their own farts and how Australians are so patriotic it pathetic.
It happens that at this time, an American, an Australian and an Englishman walk in, their talking like buddies, they overhear the French guy on his rants.
The Englishman, American and Australian ask the Frenchman "Do you know how to speak German?"
The Frenchman replies "No..."
All three men walk out of the bar, but before they do, they tell the Frenchman "You're welcome".

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Pretty good. Pretty good.
I'm actually watching Monty Python: Argument Sketch over and over and over now....It's so hilarious..and I haven't seen it in ages.
EDIT: Run Fatboy Run is pretty funny. Not over the top like Hot Fuzz..but I like it. It's got a realistic plot...and it's very very funny. And Dylan Moran's in it...so it's bound to be hilarious 
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07-03-2008, 10:07 AM
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Getting Cheap Pops...
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Re: What's wrong with England?
Has anyone here ever seen any of Ross Noble's stuff?
His "Randomist" DVD is exactly what it says on the tin. The guy goes out there with 2 jokes in the back of his head and just makes stuff up as he goes along
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a88ewuUa-lQ
Oh, and Bill Bailey's "Part Troll" is off-the-charts funny
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07-03-2008, 10:08 AM
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Re: What's wrong with England?
Hot Fuzz was awesome
Quote:
Danny Butterman: How's Lurch?
Nicholas Angel: He's in the freezer.
Danny Butterman: Did you say 'cool off'?
Nicholas Angel: No, I didn't say anything actually.
Danny Butterman: Shame.
Nicholas Angel: There was a bit earlier that you missed when I distracted him with a cuddly monkey, then I said 'playtime's over' and I hit him with the Peace Lily.
Danny Butterman: You're off the fuckin' chain!
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Ross Noble is awesome, one of my favourite comedians (then again i like a lot of comedians  )
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