thatdambgood

Sorry, sorry, I meant 2 Australians....wait that reminds me of a joke.


So an American, and Australian and a Jew walk into a bar....>_>

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"Over in Arizona its a cesspool for illegals, so when Officers catch them(over 10,00), after he puts them in jail, he makes them sing the Pledge of Allieance every morning, Star Spangled banner every afternoon, and God Bless America every night, he makes sure it's all in English."

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Arizonian police officer

Sephiroth

Lmao, Fawlty Towers looks hilarious. I'm gonna have to track down all 12 episodes.

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Next Wrestling Show:ROH - "Rising Above 2008" November 22nd, 2008 (Chicago Ridge, Illinois)
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GP_Punk

must 've missed it...my bad
you haven't seen it?!
go out and find it NOW!

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"Like my back, the microphone is broken, so you've got to quiet down one second.
Each and every single one of you, including everybody standing on this apron, or in this ring, or anybody who ever crossed that threshold of that door, and gave their blood, their sweat, their tears, put their life on the line, we put each other's lives, in our hands each and every single time we're in this ring, and whether you like me or you hate me or you love me, we do it for each and every single one of you"

Sephiroth

I'm American. I'm not lucky enough to see such high quality humor.

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Anti-Life Equation:loneliness + alienation + fear + despair + self-worth ÷ mockery ÷ condemnation ÷ misunderstanding x guilt x shame x failure x judgment n=y where y=hope and n=folly, love=lies, life=death, self=dark side
Next Wrestling Show:ROH - "Rising Above 2008" November 22nd, 2008 (Chicago Ridge, Illinois)
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roflcopta

Thankyou Sticksy.

Don't you mean...

So an Australian, another Australian, and a Frenchman walk into a pub.....and the Frenchman asks the 1st Australia; "Would you like a Fosters".
The 1st Australian replies; "F*** off you, Froggy Wanka! We F'n hate Fosters!"
The 2nd Australian adds; "To Right mate; Let's Smash this Frogs face in for being such a poof!"

And they did.

THE END

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craigdanbeaton

I'm acctually quite annoyed... one of my favourtie Fawlty Towers clips isn't on Youtube... The Kitchen catching fire and Manuel trying to make Basil believe him....

And I'm shocked.. an American with an amazing sense of humour

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thatdambgood

I got a better one >_>






Three guys, an Australian, a Frenchman and an American are out walking along
the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out
of it. "I will give you each one wish, " says the genie.
The Australian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in AUSSIE, AUSSIE, OI OI OI." With a blink
of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in Australia was forever made fertile
for farming.


The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that
no one can come into our precious country." Again, with a blink of the
Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France.


The American asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and
nothing can get in or out."
The American says, "Fill it up with water

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"Over in Arizona its a cesspool for illegals, so when Officers catch them(over 10,00), after he puts them in jail, he makes them sing the Pledge of Allieance every morning, Star Spangled banner every afternoon, and God Bless America every night, he makes sure it's all in English."

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Arizonian police officer

roflcopta

That's classiq. Nice work

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booned

My Favorite skits ever - ALL from english comedies -

Alan Partridge
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rnVzwcM6wjI

Extras
http://youtube.com/watch?v=M5ih2O1oTLQ

The Office
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ESp01zCOf7o&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=geZoES9KQ-Q&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-zHjh8s9S-I

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thatdambgood

Eh, I've heard so many French jokes over the years, did you hear the one about the French military putting up their guns on Ebay? They've never been used, and only been dropped once.

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"Over in Arizona its a cesspool for illegals, so when Officers catch them(over 10,00), after he puts them in jail, he makes them sing the Pledge of Allieance every morning, Star Spangled banner every afternoon, and God Bless America every night, he makes sure it's all in English."

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Arizonian police officer