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10-31-2006, 02:59 AM
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Thank you Purple Jesus
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: St. Paul, MN
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Stupid Minnesota weather
I'm getting sick of living in this stupid state because of the weather. I men right now it is allright. Most days are forties and fifties, which is ok if just throw a hoodie on or something, but it never lasts long.
It breaks down like this-
Winter (November through early March) - SUCKS because i currently don't have a car and have to walk a mile to work. Temps are usually below 20 F, and usually in the dead of winter the wind chill (which is the temperature combined with the wind, making how cold it feels outside) gets to to be -10 to -20 degrees for like a week or two. And I walked in that shit almost every day. I remember one in particular it was exceptionally cold and my dick shriveled up small as it possiblly could, and literally felt like it was going to fall off. (I'm not joking about this at all it seriously happened) My wang returned to normal after about an hour, thank god. I mean I do like winter because you can skii and shit and its easier to convince your to girl to stay in lots of nights because "its too fucking cold to go out anywhere, dont you think?" But other than that i hate it and would not miss it if i moved anywere else.
Spring (March to June) is ok but once you start wearing shorts and t-shirts again the weather tricks by being warm during the day, but freezing cold when the sun starts to go down, and your pissed because you didn't think you would need a sweatshirt, and now your freezing your ass off. I hate that.
Summer (June to early September) ranks up their with winter as the suckiest month because of two things: Humidity & Mosquitos. It gets super humid in the summer, so you have to run the AC, because even if you have like ten fans on you, your still misrable because of the damn humidity. Plus the AC in my apartment doesn't reach to my room, so i rarely get an good sleep during this time of hell. Not to mention my electricity is tripled because of the damn AC. Plus mosquitos are fucking everywhere outside, and they are IMO the most annoying animal alive.
Fall (September to November) is the most tolerable for me, because you usually just throw on a sweatshirt and your cool. It just sucks when its super windy, which makes it way colder feeling outside. Sadly, fall is almost over, and we will be shortly going into deep freeze mode again. Hooray.
At least I live an apartment now and don't have to shovel my dads driveway anymore.
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Our Adrian, which art in Minnesota
Hallowed be thy pigskin.
Thy Metrodome come.
Thy will be touchdown. On turf as it is in Minneapolis.
Give us this day our daily TOUCHDOWN ADRIAN PETERSON.
And forgive us our doubts, as we forgive those noobs that don't believe.
And lead us not into 3rd and 10
But deliver us from fail.
For thine is the speed, the power, and the win for ever and ever. Amen.
Last edited by Shinigami : 10-31-2006 at 03:04 AM.
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10-31-2006, 03:22 AM
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Few adventures require staying home
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: AC, California
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Re: Stupid Minnesota weather
Well at least you guys get a little variety in the weather. Where I live it has rained once in the last 7-8 months and every day is pretty much the same. It does get kind of chilly at night which is nice.
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10-31-2006, 03:22 AM
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Working Dark Matches
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Dan Halen Sheet Rock Company
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Re: Stupid Minnesota weather
Hey man,
I feel your pain. I live in wisconsin. I have to deal with the same shit to. I dispise the winters around here, just because unless we have a fire going in the fire place, the house is cold as hell. Summer is the only thing i can tolerate. The humidity sucks but i enjoy the sun. I dont like the fall just because the weather changes everyday.....Oh wait......thats all year long!
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10-31-2006, 04:12 AM
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Vibe Council
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Re: Stupid Minnesota weather
We have been in drought for years. Consider yourself lucky.
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10-31-2006, 04:27 AM
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Jumping Off Roofs
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Re: Stupid Minnesota weather
Yah, Australia is in the shits at the moment.
Only looking worse, with global warming on it's way.
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10-31-2006, 09:03 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Maritimes, Canada born in Chicago also lived in Cleveland
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Re: Stupid Minnesota weather
Hey it is pretty much the same in Nova Scotia.
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10-31-2006, 09:14 AM
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Tiësto
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Re: Stupid Minnesota weather
Well Finland.... It snowed here today. It was ab. 0 degrees celsius (i think it´s ab. 30 fahrenheit...) and it has rained almost constantly since 21st.
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10-31-2006, 10:13 AM
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Braden Walker
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Re: Stupid Minnesota weather
not to mention we got our asses handed to us by the patriots last night 
Last edited by Casey Jones : 10-31-2006 at 10:18 AM.
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10-31-2006, 12:51 PM
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Braden Walker
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Detroit
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Re: Stupid Minnesota weather
Same here in Michigan. Friday and Saturday it was in the upper 30's and raining and yesterday it was like 61. It just suck's.
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10-31-2006, 06:04 PM
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Thank you Purple Jesus
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: St. Paul, MN
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Re: Stupid Minnesota weather
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Originally Posted by Casey Jones
not to mention we got our asses handed to us by the patriots last night 
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Yeah that made it a lot worse
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Our Adrian, which art in Minnesota
Hallowed be thy pigskin.
Thy Metrodome come.
Thy will be touchdown. On turf as it is in Minneapolis.
Give us this day our daily TOUCHDOWN ADRIAN PETERSON.
And forgive us our doubts, as we forgive those noobs that don't believe.
And lead us not into 3rd and 10
But deliver us from fail.
For thine is the speed, the power, and the win for ever and ever. Amen.
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