Rant on relationships.
Well, what you know? ANOTHER rant by myself. I was thinking of just making one big ass thread, since I am just tired of seeing A small part of the fron't page being cluttered with the name "-Blasko-". And that's REALLY messing with my OCD.
Well, with that out of the way, have you ever just gotten angry just at the smallest things? For example, today was my Dad's Birthday party. Douche Bag just turned 40 and we had A HUGE party. DJ, Games, the works. We got there at 7 and left at 12. Needles to say, I am tired as hell. But, while walking around my living room, like A Fricken zombie, I stub my toe on A wall. So My toe is in pain and I get randomly pissed off because of it. I have nothing to place the blame on, since it's my own fucking fault that I can't sleep, i am like A zombie and the lights are off. First thing that pops into my mind "RELATIONSHIPS". And I found that I can make A rant about Relationships. That should vent out some un-needed hate...Well, I hope.
Relationships....I am ate the ripe age of 16 and have been in A relationship TWICE. Needles to say, I need to boost up my Pimp status. Last relation ship I was in was 17 months ago. So, nearly A year and A half to resorting to masturbating to porn. Alone. AUgh, I can't really complain. Relationships bring nothing but massive stress. And Being Stressed equals getting pissed off. Me getting pissed off Means MORE rant threads. That would then Piss Role Model off because he thinks I should just get A diary. Real Smooth.
How is stress given threw Relationship. One, You have to be everywhere with that one Person. Shopping, Movies, just in general. That's pretty consuming on time. Have to be here, there, everywere in just A fricken WEEK? Then you have to give the un-greatful slut some stupid gift, to make increase your odds to bang the shit out of her by night fall. I'm A poor, lazy, white man.I don't think I can make 50 A week just to get A girl some cheesey ring.
Another solid reason would have to go to if someone is messing with your girl. I have nearly done this. I hated the kid WAY before I went out with this chick. So beating the shit out of him would have made things better for the both of us. So, say someone is 'messing' with your girl. She HAS to Drag you into it and claim some bullshit story happen, such as "He called me A whore". Is pointing out the obvious that bad now A days? What you expect to be called with your tits hanging out every fucking day? I would called that bitch A whore, right in her boyfriends face just to see if he would do anything. Half the time, these guys do JACK SHIT. They just say "Yeah, I am going to like....Kill him" Just to get...What? More Pussy. That's what. It's Kinda sad that this whole generation is nothing but having sex and getting as many girls as you can. Do I think of sex? Yes, I am A proud porn watcher. But I KNOW when to control this so called "addiction". I NEVER speak of Sex in public because it's all be done over countless times. Ofcourse, I join A sexual debate(They are fun.) Atlest once A week. But I don't talk about Sex 24/7. Serious, no one wants to her how you drilled your girl side ways during A fucking MATH CLASS. I am trying to figure out what x goes into god damn 7 and this pops up? Have some god damn decentcy people.
What is the third reason? Ah, being forced to talk to your girlfriends friends. I hated this, all of her friends were Dull and had nother good to say. I know it's nice to meet nice people, but these people were....Well, Emo. Last thing I want to do is spend 30 minutes of my damn life talking to A bunch of Pale kids with dumb ass hair styles that also have small slashes all over their forearms. Talking about how much "life sucks". I came here to chill with my girl, not hear about how much everything is just depressing. I REALLY don't get whats wrong with these kids. They are just damn selfish, if you think about it. People die EVERYDAY. People Get RAPED every DAY. People are having WAAAAAAY worse problems then "Getting broken up with A girlfriend that you only knew for 2 days." Dumbasses. What did I do on that day? Walked out. As soon as I heard "do you have A myspace", I went to the front door and just left. I didn't go far at all, I just say on A curb at the front of her house until she dragged me in. Boy, did I get some lip from here after they left.
Those are some reasons why relationships lead to stress. I just really Don't see why people are so FOCUSED of getting A girlfriend. Most teenage relationships only last A week. Longest girlfriend I had was for A month. A FULL MONTH. But now A days, people get into relationships for all the wrong reasons. What? You guessed it, sex. Not surprising at all. AT ALL. See, I am looking for A girl who actually has A head on their shoulders, who thinks "outside that box". That's why I am still single, because all teenage girls are fucking morons who just know how to suck dick. All the females around me are...Well, whores. Only 3 girls are diffrent. I hate two of them and I hardly speak to the other one. (Who, oddly enough, lives right next to me.) I just don't see how someone can jsut get into A relationship just for that reason. This girl my have NO solid personality at all, but she's good looking. People these days go after looks. For me, Looks are just A bonus. I would rather go after someone with A GOLDEN personality and A decently High IQ then date some blond chick. Girls like those have the "bug".
Another thing that sickens me is how Stupid things are. I have seen people go out with someone for just TWO DAYS. and they claim that they love each other. WHAT.THE.FUCK. Love doesn't happen in A matter of two days, love takes time, it took me three weeks to say that I was in love with my girlfriend and over 6 months to say I loved this girl I was good friends with. for these KIDS, it took two days. People abuse the word "love". Love is one of the MOST painful thingsto ever be made. Emo sounding? It's the truth, and I have learned that truth...I think three times. This brings me to A girl that I met. Only knowned her for A week. She Posted something on her myspace about "I LUV CASEY 4 EVAH." Know what I did? Went on my myspace name, got on her page and posted "I give it A week". What happens. They break up in A week...And A half. SO CLOSE. If I were to bet on it, I would be A pretty rich man (Imma high roller.) Needles to say, that girl hates the shit out of me after that, saying i "Jinxed it". Guess she was aiming for two weeks.
Then there is the people who can't STOP talking about there bf/gf. This is what REALLY pissed me off. Last thing I want to her is "My boyfriend is so hot." That's stupid. Everyone does this. I mean, there's A fine line between talking about your lover once in A while and talking about them too much. One girl in my school WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT HER BOYFRIEND. I have over 5 classes with her and all it is is "David this, David that, he is the best thing ever". I really just want to stand up and yell "SHUT THE FUCK UP. WE GET IT". But she is A Drama whore, that would just lead to something bad. I mean, On ly talked about my girlfriend when someone asked. "Hows Patty doing?" "She's doing fine, just has A small flue. She says Hi". But these fuckers jsut don't know when to stop. That's ALL they talk about. It's just really annoys me when I am trying to do something that has more value then hearing about how good someone is to them. Then there's the people that can't just let go of each other. I don't want to see some couple swapping spit infront of me when I am trying to eat my lunch. Now, I am meaning the people that alwas hug, kiss, Cop feels in Public. Infront of everybody. In the middle of class. What good does that give? Has anyone these days ever hear of "Public Display of Affection?" There's A limmit to that kind of stuff. You can't just do that openly in public every second. I nearly got suspended for doing something like that, these guys get off free. Maybe it's just me or something. Don't know, but it's pretty un-fair.
That's all, It's 4 AM and I need to go get sleep. Feel free to commet, rep, or do whatever. I need to sleep.
I remember the golden years.