LOL, the other day, I was just hungry, so I went to Micky Ds. Anyway, I went through the Drive-Thru and ordered a Big Mac. THEY GAVE ME CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! I said, "This isn't what I ordered." The dude goes, "Fine, I'll make you a Big Mac, also." I'm like, "Hell no, I just want a Big Mac." He actaully has the audacity to say, "Sir, I've already made them. Therfore, you are going to pay for them." I put them in the window and I Said, "Here, I ain't paying for any of those pathetic piles of fuck anyway." And I drove away.
A couple days later, I walked up to the counter and said, "I'd like a Whopper with extra cheese, and a side order of the Chicken Fryz, and a BK Stacker." The guy looks at me and says, "Sorry, sir, this is McDonalds. Our specialty is the Big Mac." I looked at him like I was dumbfounded and said, "WHAT?!?! You mean this isn't Burger King??? Well, can you tell me where BK is?" The guy goes, "Sir, are you going to order?" I go, "No, not from tis junkhole. But if you can answer my goddam question and tell me where the SUPERIOR fastfood chain is, then I'll order an McFlurry to throw in the parking lot." He was so pissed off, he kicked me out of the restaurant!!!