Haha, I love this thread.
You know whats better than Mcdonalds? A&W, that place rules. There's one like 10 seconds away from my house. I remember going there a few weeks ago and asking for a Coke with no ketchup. She looked at me as if I was retarded.
The funny thing is, if I would have went to McDonalds, they probably would've put ketchup on it.