I WAS WALKING ALONG AND 'STUBBED' MY TOE ON A BLOODY DOOR STOP AND WHEN I LOOK AT IT, IT HAS RIPPED OFF THE WHOLE OF THE FUCKING NAIL ON MY TOE! The stupid door stop is HUGE and sticks out far more than it needs to, arhrhrhrrhrhrhrhrrhrhr, and do you know how much it hurts to have COMPLETLEY no nail on your toe it KILLS anything that toeches it makes it bleeeeeeed and its realy sensitive!
ALLBECAUSE OF THE STUPID WOODEN DOOR STOP, WHY CANT THEY MAKE SPRING DOORS COMPLIMENTARY IN HOUSES!!!!
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I know the feeling. About three months I had both my big toenails removed. Partially because they were ingrown, but I cracked one of them right down the middle after I dropped a dumbell onto it. It wass so fucking painful to walk until the skin underneath has hardened up that I didn't get out of bed for at least 4 days
When I was 11 I tripped down the last stair and got my foot impaled on a coat rack waiting to be put up on the wall, it went through my foot, all because the bottom fucking stair at that house was longer than all the others and I'd forgotten.
lol, no i dont flash, i was just walking through and it was an accident, god damn it, i went out tonight, put my shoes on and it KILLED! i ended up wearing my trainers, and it was a crappy saturday night anyway, MEH.