Madonnas new book
So my mum was watching this entertainment show crap on sky one last night, and all of a sudden it was all WOAH MADONNAS NEW KIDS BOOK!
I was thinking...Madonna wrote something you'd read to your kids? (No comments on her dodgy book and how you read it to yours, Rajah) This wasn't too bad, she seems like a smart woman, she probably did a job worthy of being published, but then she had to open her mouth.
Reporter:" So, What drove you to write a childrens book?"
Madonna:" Well it all came from the advice of my Guru, he told me I should do something for once that didn't revolve around Greed. It was something I really took to heart. It's always something I've wanted to do for my kids."
So, she SOLD a childrens book. Way to take that advice to heart. Dumbass. If she would've written a book for her kids, that would've been fucking great. But selling it? Yeah, selling a personal present to rake in a few more million had nothing to do with greed...obviousley...
I AM THE ORO
GOO GOO G'JOO MOTHER FUCKER