First, I've told them on severaly occasions to not eat my food, and it doesn't have an effect. They're too fuckin stupid to know what's going on.
Second, I have been hiding my food. It doesn't stop them because they go into my stuff and search around for it.
Thirdly, they don't have any food. They just eat mine.
Well, they ate all the cookies about two hours ago, now it's time to sit back and wait for the fun to begin.