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99 Problems...

...But a bitch ain't one, right? Who the fuck knows. I know Jay-Z wasn't talking about that but it's what I always think about. This is my first time ranting about a goddamn thing on this section of the forum so hear me out.

What the hell is wrong with some women anyway? I know most women feel like they can't trust a guy. Hell, it's probably hard to trust a guy like me. I ain't trying to brag or be full of my own shit, but I'm a good looking guy and have an outgoing personality and I'm athletic. Oops.. somehow I became the type that don't cheat on his women either. Why should a girl trust me anyway? I'm a perscription drug abuser and have been forever. I dropped out of high school. I have no job. I'm 20 goddamn years old and live with my parents.

But not all of us guys are total dicks. I've fuckin' stuck with a girl after getting her pregnant only to later find our she would have a miscarriage because of drinking. But fuck being a pussy in order to get some pussy. Gotta fuckin man up.

For now on, women ain't nothin but a bunch of pantie droppers to me. That's the way I should've viewed them in the first place.


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Re: 99 Problems...

I just need to shut the fuck up. Maybe I need to go drug rehab to straighten myself out? Drugs ain't cool and it's not cool when you brag about them either. I apologise for wasting everyone's time and for anyone who was offended. I'll shut up now.


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Maybe you shouldn't double post you idiot.


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Re: 99 Problems...

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I ain't trying to brag or be full of my own shit,
You are trying to brag and are full of your own shit.

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I'm a perscription drug abuser and have been forever. I dropped out of high school. I have no job. I'm 20 goddamn years old and live with my parents.
Get over it. I am 20 yrs. old too, but quite the opposite. I don't live with my parents, I have a job and I don't do drugs. Its easy to live right.

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I've fuckin' stuck with a girl after getting her pregnant only to later find our she would have a miscarriage because of drinking. But fuck being a pussy in order to get some pussy. Gotta fuckin man up.

For now on, women ain't nothin but a bunch of pantie droppers to me. That's the way I should've viewed them in the first place.
To be honest, you should have checked out all the possible complications before doing the deed, so to speak. You have no-one to blame but yourself.


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Maybe you shouldn't double post you idiot.

Nah, he isn't. He's a pretty good wrestling poster.

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I just need to shut the fuck up. Maybe I need to go drug rehab to straighten myself out? Drugs ain't cool and it's not cool when you brag about them either. I apologise for wasting everyone's time and for anyone who was offended. I'll shut up now.
...huh ? I'm pretty slow, and I don't understand what the problem is here.

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Re: 99 Problems...

My bad everyone. I don't even quite understand what I said myself. I wasn't in the right state of mind and I shouldn't ever make posts or threads the way I was. Y'all might may think that I'm probably being gay about apologising - so grow up and suck my white chocolate salty balls. I made the stupid mistake of thinking that I could rant about any old thing - I guess not. My apologies for sharing my idiotic thoughts and making everyone suffer through it.


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My bad everyone. I don't even quite understand what I said myself. I wasn't in the right state of mind and I shouldn't ever make posts or threads the way I was. Y'all might may think that I'm probably being gay about apologising - so grow up and suck my white chocolate salty balls. I made the stupid mistake of thinking that I could rant about any old thing - I guess not. My apologies for sharing my idiotic thoughts and making everyone suffer through it.
It's the Xanax.
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I agreed with everything he said!
Damn pantty droppers!
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Turn gay, it's fabulous!
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Im 19, I live with my Parents (The College Im going to is 3 hour Drive) Finally Moving out this Summer. Lol Another Year of me and I swear they would have Poisoned my food...
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