The only two things needed to join are
1) You dislike that punk wannabe ChrisDV and all he stands for
2) You want to own his ass just like Jake did during that amazing (Although pilfered) rant.
All you need to do is display the Owned banner below in your sig, and viola! Instant membership. You can also leave your reasons for joining where ChrisDV (Might) see them, and get a better understanding in why he's a prat!
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