Stop being a panzy, and go get laid
He's 13 chances of that happening are pretty slim, not to mention consituting rape in most countries. I can't remember the posters name so I'll just direct this at him, life is transitory things are always changing. A good thing for you to do would be to make the effort to change whatever you think is wrong with your life and if life throws something hard at you just roll with the punches and keep on going. A defeatist attitude isn't going to help you at all. Think positivly and things will turn around.