I just remembered this from a few years ago. This is the worst essay ever written. It was an actual essay written by my classmate in 10th grade (16 years old). Needless to say, he's not very good with English.
I made a demotivational poster and it got on the frontpage of Lithuania's biggest demotivation website. Soon the whole school knew about this.
And it's okay to laugh, because he's not retarded or anything. He's just not very good with English.
Here's a transcript:
Computers do more harm than good.(so far so good)
think computers is good because can look information. divide you essay into paragraphs.(notice how he just copied the text from the task description)Computers good chat's group. Network good facebook.com and skype. I play game online be friends. And chat online game be friends.
Computers bed is eyes(this line completely killed everyone)