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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-08-2015, 05:44 AM Thread Starter
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What made me laugh today

I just remembered this from a few years ago. This is the worst essay ever written. It was an actual essay written by my classmate in 10th grade (16 years old). Needless to say, he's not very good with English.

I made a demotivational poster and it got on the frontpage of Lithuania's biggest demotivation website. Soon the whole school knew about this.

And it's okay to laugh, because he's not retarded or anything. He's just not very good with English.



Here's a transcript:

Computers do more harm than good. (so far so good)

think computers is good because can look information. divide you essay into paragraphs. (notice how he just copied the text from the task description) Computers good chat's group. Network good facebook.com and skype. I play game online be friends. And chat online game be friends.

Computers bed is eyes
(this line completely killed everyone)
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-08-2015, 05:47 AM
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The computers bed is eyes. Sounds like something Philip K. Dick would write.

Also what's with that paper?

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The computers bed is eyes. Sounds like something Philip K. Dick would write.

Also what's with that paper?
Is there anything wrong with the paper? It is typical notebook paper here.

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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-08-2015, 10:14 AM
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Re: What made me laugh today

Looks like graphing paper.

As for the essay...what the hell? lol
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No wonder he's stupid, you guys are writing essays on graphig paper.
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i think he's just ahead of his time



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Re: What made me laugh today

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Is there anything wrong with the paper? It is typical notebook paper here.
That's graphing paper, brah.



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:d Last line looked like this possible ending(?) - Computers fried is eyes



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Re: What made me laugh today

Computers bed is eyes. Fucking Shakespeare wrote for 25 odd years, married a chick named Anne Hathaway, and still couldn't match that gem.



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No wonder he's stupid, you guys are writing essays on graphig paper.
Every post you make, I hear the words in Schillinger's voice, I can't explain how difficult that was on my brain when you posted Mira Sorvino laughing...



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