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Old 01-04-2005, 07:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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God damn McDonald's has done it again.

Yet ANOTHER reason for me to hate this Establishment of EVIL!!!

So my neice got a happy meal. Nothin HAPPY about came when I found out what the "toy" was!

A friggin conspiracy theory in the menu?!?! Here little girls, enjoy your disc of terror! We're gonna cram this bitch down your throat, and you'll subliminaly be drawn to follow her!!!!

Walt Disney would be spinnin in his cryo-chamber if he was made weary of this disturbing situation!

WOOOO!!! That's COLLLLLLLLD!

Not only that, it's fucking unnerving when you stick it in a DVD player before finding out it's a damn CD-Rom...and all it does is give you a blank screen and that bitch talking on and on and on. Problem was, my neice didn't seem to mind. Until you tried taking it out of the player and killing it.
Much like I'd do to this asshole and his CD.

Finaly, after learnin' "Oh shit, it's a CD-ROM!" it seems that everything will be ok. Then, you're subjected to clips in one part, so god damn stereotypical for what today's girl oughta be...and I was appauled! Fucker's are tryin to swindle my neice!!!! What about the rest of the Happy Meal World?!?!

If you want to save your children....and remember, GOD'S WATCHING!...BURN THESE DISCS OF BLASPHEMOUS GOBBLEDY GOOK! BOYCOTT YOUR McDonalds ESTABLISHMENTS! And forever say FUCK YOU CORPORATE AMERICA!!! GOOD DAY!

But you'll never see that on the .99c menu. Sick Bastards!
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Old 01-04-2005, 07:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I like Hilary Duff.
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Old 01-04-2005, 08:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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To tell you the truth, I don't see why you are so surprised that these cd tells kids how to be/act/dress etc.,. That one thing that is wrong with pop culture today in America. We are so fucking image conscious. Pick up any magazine like US Weekly and (Teen) People magazine and all they talk about is "What is Britney wearing," or "The lastest fashions you should wear." Since when do they get to tell us what we should wear? Since someone bought into it and believed you had to wear a certain kind of clothing to be "cool". So McDonnald's signed a contract with Hillary Duff and now has a shitty cd-rom. Yeah it sucks, but you have to look at this from McDonnald's eyes. There gonna get more money from kids who are fans of Lizze McQuire(sp) and they are gonna have a star (Hillary) to advertise now. It's a win-win situation. What you need to do is teach your niece not to buy into this bullshit and to create her own image that she is comfortable with. Teach her to make herself and to not be told who she should be and how she should act.


And yes, Fask Lizzie McQuire.
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Old 01-04-2005, 08:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Where are the days that this man mattered??? For Shame on my country!!! For Shame on the clown prince of grade f processed meat!
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Old 01-04-2005, 08:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I think they kinda fazed out Ronald McDonald when child abuse became a major issue. Some parents thought it was wierd how this guy was spending so much time with kids by himself. Stupid converatives...
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That reminds me of that one Family Guy episode with "Touched by an angel" in it. That was a good one. Anyways, like most of your long posts; I lost you. Somewhere around the cryo-chambers I think...
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I think they kinda fazed out Ronald McDonald when child abuse became a major issue. Some parents thought it was wierd how this guy was spending so much time with kids by himself. Stupid converatives...
My brother read this and you'll never believe what he said.

Brother reads post tells me comments.

Brother:Well obviously he's gonna spend time with kids. Where do kids wanna go when they are young. McDonalds. Where do grown-ups go when they are older, All you can eat buffets.

Meo you even get this. What would a pedophile(sp?)do to little kids?

Brother: I dunno ask Michael Jackson!
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Hilary Duff is one hot piece of jailbait.
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Old 01-05-2005, 12:09 AM   #9 (permalink)
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What the hell are you talking about? Hilary Duff is a slob.

I'm not too keen on McDonalds and other fast food places like that. I never have the money to eat there anyway, so "boycotting" them is no real loss to me. I'm also sickened by their propaganda they shove in kids faces.
That, and after watching that movie "Super Size Me", just the thoughts of eating at McDonalds turns my stomach. I'll stick to Subway for my fast food fix. Which of course, I can't afford also, so yeah. No fast food for Cody.
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I'll send you my stamps for a free sub Cody.


Anyways, yes, I did set my self up for a MJ joke and I'm glad you got it out of the way. But sadly, some people think Ronald is a child molester.
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