God damn McDonald's has done it again.
Yet ANOTHER reason for me to hate this Establishment of EVIL!!!
So my neice got a happy meal. Nothin HAPPY about came when I found out what the "toy" was!
A friggin conspiracy theory in the menu?!?! Here little girls, enjoy your disc of terror! We're gonna cram this bitch down your throat, and you'll subliminaly be drawn to follow her!!!!
Walt Disney would be spinnin in his cryo-chamber if he was made weary of this disturbing situation!
WOOOO!!! That's COLLLLLLLLD!
Not only that, it's fucking unnerving when you stick it in a DVD player before finding out it's a damn CD-Rom...and all it does is give you a blank screen and that bitch talking on and on and on. Problem was, my neice didn't seem to mind. Until you tried taking it out of the player and killing it.
Much like I'd do to this asshole and his CD.
Finaly, after learnin' "Oh shit, it's a CD-ROM!" it seems that everything will be ok. Then, you're subjected to clips in one part, so god damn stereotypical for what today's girl oughta be...and I was appauled! Fucker's are tryin to swindle my neice!!!! What about the rest of the Happy Meal World?!?!
If you want to save your children....and remember, GOD'S WATCHING!...BURN THESE DISCS OF BLASPHEMOUS GOBBLEDY GOOK! BOYCOTT YOUR McDonalds ESTABLISHMENTS! And forever say FUCK YOU CORPORATE AMERICA!!! GOOD DAY!
But you'll never see that on the .99c menu. Sick Bastards!