Yea, and now I got my god damn neighbor sendin the cops over cuz my car's parked out in front as close to the fence as possible...on the grass before the acctual street (it snowed..and you can't have your car on the street during snow emergencies) and "they're pissed off." Meanwhile, the peter pumpers (they're true to life homosexuals) across the way have 3 of theirs ON THE STREET! And they said nothing to them.
"Ding Dong" "Clank clank clank" ::The prick taps my glass storm door with his flashlight:: Door opens.
Me: "Yes?" ::I open the door more, hitting the cop by accident. Hey, I thought he'd have the courtesy to back up...ya know. Wanting to talk to me::
Cop: "Oh you're hitting me?"
Me: "Well if you'd back up when someone goes to open a door, that probably wouldn't happen."
Cop: "Excuse me?"
Me: "Look, nevermind. What can I do for you?"
Cop: "One of you neighbors called, they were pissed off that your car's out on the street..."
Me: "It's not on the street. It's on the patch of lawn before the street, as close to our fence as possible."
Cop: "Well that's no good"
Me: "Well, my sister and my mother need the driveway as they have cars on the road"
Cop: "Look, you're lucky I didn't tow it."
Me: "Go ahead, I'm selling the piece of shit anyway. You tow it, you can keep it. I'll just take my shit outta it. No sweat off my sack."
Cop: "Well, it needs to be moved sooner or later. And sooner than later."
Me: "Is that a threat?"
Cop: "Well,::shaking his head that I'm not the least bit intimidated by his badge:: I don't know which neighbor it was that called..."
Me: "Did I ask? I don't really care. I'll find out."
Cop: "Just move it before I come back"
Me: "Well I'll have to call my sister and see what she wants done. Then I'll take some action. Til then, it's not up to me. I don't pay the bills here."
Cop: "Well it's unregistered with a reject sticker, and shouldn't be on the street"
Me: "But it's not ON the street!"
Cop: "Just move it before I come back"
Me: "Sure bud. Whatever you say."
GOD I LOVE AMERICA!!!
When I called my sister at work...she was fuming. "Them faggots got 3 cars on the street. The neighbor up the street has their car on the street. What the fuck?!?! I'm going over there when I get home" "But Jess, I don't know if it was th..." "It was them!" "How do you know?" "I got a feelin! I'll see ya when I get home."
This....shall be interesting.
Oh, and I live in MA BB. They can't turn you away, but they can charge you an arm and a leg...and that's just for whiping your nose. I can get on free care though if it turns out to be something drastic (I.E. surgery)...the only beauty part of being unemployed. But there's a waiting period. That and the fact I've got over two grand in previous medical bills (I suffer/used to suffer from chronic migranes..hence why I took up the weed, partly) it's not as cut and dry that I'll get on it....but it's one of many options I'm looking at.