When I have a sickness or disease, I just say: Go away my friend. AND WOW it leaves
I'm never sick and I never have an infection and shit.
Reminds me of carlin..good man
Anyways if you get an ear infection sucks for you lol but seriously this is what i do..I beat the shit out of my ears with the hardest metal sounding music I own. Ironically enough It works. Granite Im deaf for about 5 minutes but through all the numbness and advil my ear is fine right after that
I haven't had an ear infection for ages but my 3 year old daughter has had a few of them in recent years. Unfortunately she's had most of them on weekends when the doctors are closed so we have to take her to the hospital. Bummer thing with the is if we took her to a public hospital we'll have to wait for hours to be seen and she'd be screaming, so we pay over $200 to take her to a private hospital where she'll be seen in 10 minutes. This has happened 5 times with various things. We don't want her in pain so we pay it.
Oh yes, one of the many joys of parenthood...an inexhaustible train of medical expenses...
Still, wouldn't trade them for our own life would we?
I had those ear infections about a week ago and they really pissed off, but then I figured If I ignored the symptoms they'd go away. They didn't go away but I felt better. I had to stick with swallowing and chewing gum for about 3 wks.
Nope, I'm the one with the voodoo doll. But I've been doing happy things like putting lubricant on the crotch area of the doll and rubbing it for a few minutes every day. It's my way of saying I love you.