Please explain what made you stay? Was it me? You read my post where I didn't care you were leaving, and it broke your heart right?
No...wait....I think I got it. You knocked up your cousin, and now have to stay with her to be a father. So you're not going anywhere soon, and that's why you said you'd probably still be here in 10 years.
Congrats on the future bundle of joy. Make sure it has all 13 toes. <3