Technically everyone is their own whole f'n post, well unless they quote some one then they would be the half f'n post, then again calling yourself the half f'n post isn't really an accomplishment.
Come to think of it if you called yourself the whole f'n thread it would have some meaning, hey thats a good one I think I'm going to copywrite it. Maybe you could take other catch phrases to apply to your post like, If you smell what my post is cooking, or what you gonna do when my post runs wild on you, or I am the post there is the post there was and the post there ever will be, or maybe wheres the beef
wait that has nothing to do with his post.
I'm still an evil monkey with a drinking problem striving for world domination
"No additive's, No concentrate, You won't find this man pouring juice from a cardboard container, Oh no, He squeezes his own hand selected Florida oranges and savours his extraction, Pulp and all. He's Steven Reagel a real man's man."