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Arrow Why are there so many fatasses in the WWE?

Does the WWE think they can start targeting women to watch their shows when the biggest chick magnets they have are scrawny little twinks? You've got the heroin addict nerd CM Punk walking around like he just got the shit kicked out of him by a bunch of jock trying to come across as sexy, and failing miserably.

Then, at the other end, you've got those fatasses Mark Henry, Big Show, Ryback, Brock Lesnar with their bulging eyeballs and faces that looks a mutt's hairy arse. Can't do anything in the ring because they either botch every other move (Goldberg's cousins Brock and Ryback especially) or they've got two hundred pound love handles anchoring them to the ring.

You've got scrawny little boys out there instead of men (Shawn Michaels, CM Punk), walking refrigerators (Big Show, Mark Henry), Goldberg's diabetic stepchildren, mountain man hipsters (Bryan Danielson, Bray Wyatt), creepy old men (Triple H, Randy Orton, John Cena), and no one that could pleasure a woman if their life depended on it.

Where's the Scott Steiner or the Val Venis or the Rany Savage of this era? Will it be Tyler Breeze? That chipmunk can't even cut a promo right now. Is there anybody?

EDIT: Uh, why did someone move this thread about the WWE roster to a non-wrestling section of the forums? That makes no sense.

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Re: Why are there so many fatasses in the WWE?

Lesnar isn't a "fatass"

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You're really focused on guys' looks.


That has got to be Kane.
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Lesnar isn't a "fatass"
Ha ha that's all you took from that idiotic rant?
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You've got scrawny little boys out there instead of men (Shawn Michaels, CM Punk), walking refrigerators (Big Show, Mark Henry), Goldberg's diabetic stepchildren, mountain man hipsters (Bryan Danielson, Bray Wyatt), creepy old men (Triple H, Randy Orton, John Cena), and no one that could pleasure a woman if their life depended on it.
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You're really focused on guys' looks.
Most of these guys can't even wrestle either, that's a side effect of being a fatass.
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Re: Why are there so many fatasses in the WWE?

I think Hornswoggle would piss pound the OP.

Punk would beat your ass hahaha

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Ha ha that's all you took from that idiotic rant?
There isn't much else to take from this.


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I think Hornswoggle would piss pound the OP.

Punk would beat your ass hahaha
Of course he could, anyone on the WWE roster could. That doesn't change anything; he still has no sex appeal and can't wrestle anymore.
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Re: Why are there so many fatasses in the WWE?

I think this guy would like the masterpiece?

Like it or not... most of his points are pretty true, apart from Lesnar as somebody else said. And Orton - he's 33. Basically he is how you would make a wrestler if you started from scratch (as JBL says). Hardly "a creepy old man". HHH was definitely a creepy old man at the network launch though haha
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