Why are there so many fatasses in the WWE?
Does the WWE think they can start targeting women to watch their shows when the biggest chick magnets they have are scrawny little twinks? You've got the heroin addict nerd CM Punk walking around like he just got the shit kicked out of him by a bunch of jock trying to come across as sexy, and failing miserably.
Then, at the other end, you've got those fatasses Mark Henry, Big Show, Ryback, Brock Lesnar with their bulging eyeballs and faces that looks a mutt's hairy arse. Can't do anything in the ring because they either botch every other move (Goldberg's cousins Brock and Ryback especially) or they've got two hundred pound love handles anchoring them to the ring.
You've got scrawny little boys out there instead of men (Shawn Michaels, CM Punk), walking refrigerators (Big Show, Mark Henry), Goldberg's diabetic stepchildren, mountain man hipsters (Bryan Danielson, Bray Wyatt), creepy old men (Triple H, Randy Orton, John Cena), and no one that could pleasure a woman if their life depended on it.
Where's the Scott Steiner or the Val Venis or the Rany Savage of this era? Will it be Tyler Breeze? That chipmunk can't even cut a promo right now. Is there anybody?
EDIT: Uh, why did someone move this thread about the WWE roster to a non-wrestling section of the forums? That makes no sense.
Last edited by Rigby; 01-18-2014 at 08:48 PM.