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You're really focused on guys' looks.
Can you really blame him?

Who wouldn't like being presented the opportunity of pulling a Monica Lewinsky or a Kelly Kelly?

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Is that you, Scott Steiner?



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Is that you, Scott Steiner?

Someone should make a 10 hour version of He's Fat.
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EDIT: Uh, why did someone move this thread about the WWE roster to a non-wrestling section of the forums? That makes no sense.
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I think this guy would like the masterpiece?
He's kinda short. You don't want a guy too tall either because then you end up with Matt Morgan, which nobody wants. Besides, the 'Masterpiece' had man boobs. Gross.

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And Orton - he's 33. Basically he is how you would make a wrestler if you started from scratch (as JBL says). Hardly "a creepy old man"
He's a decent enough wrestler, but he's aged terribly and has the personality of soggy bread.

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Re: Why are there so many fatasses in the WWE?

Didn't mention tons of funk yet says Lesnar is fat?

Lesnar has more muscle in his baby finger than you have or will ever have or will ever dream of having in your whole entire body you insignificunt, bitch made ass faggot.
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He's a decent enough wrestler, but he's aged terribly and has the personality of soggy bread.
^ This is actually a pretty good point, though.

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Re: Why are there so many fatasses in the WWE?

I'm gonna kick your skinny fatass.



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Didn't mention tons of funk yet says Lesnar is fat?

Lesnar has more muscle in his baby finger than you have or will ever have or will ever dream of having in your whole entire body you insignificunt, bitch made ass faggot.
Brock Lesnar is a lazy fatass who can't work a match. A hack in the ring, botching spots left and right. Someone who isn't irresponsible can work a match without legitimately injuring themselves and their opponents. It's insane that people consider Brock Lesnar a dedicated skilled worker. Why is a man with worse match psychology than Mike Awesome getting paid six figures to put on boring fucking matches with Mark Henry? Who gives a shit about Mark fucking Henry the World's Fattest Ass taking on the manbaby Brock Lesnar?

Paul Heyman goes out there, the fatass that is somehow the greatest mind in the world, yet managed to drive a wrestling federation with the most dedicated fanbase at the beginning of the 12st century straight into bankruptcy in barely 12 months, this Hall of Fame fatass squabbles out there. He stands there next to Curtis Axel and Goldberg's mentally ill nephew Ryback and he has the balls to declare Brock Lesnar the greatest of all time. What bullshit. Lesnar is a disgrace to professional wrestling.

Oh, and he's feuding with the fucking Big Show again, wonderful. It's a rehash of a rehash of a feud that will bore the life out of everyone who bothers watching one thousand pounds of fatass colliding for God knows what reason. Disgusting.

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