My Name Is God (I Hate You)
Join Date: Jul 2012
Re: The topper, the crust or the ends.
Re: loaf ends.
Never heard them referred to as 'toppers' or 'knobbly bits' or 'fish knees' or 'old mans cobbles' or 'Hovis head vice' or whatever shit my nan came up with. Just 'the end bits'.
They're useless for sandwiches.
They're great for toast.
They're even greater for beans on toast; egg on toast; spaghetti on toast, prolapse bowels on toast...you get the drift.
They're the greatest when dipped in soup.
Your co worker should be fired, put in the stocks and pelted with the end bits for the rest of her days.
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