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post #1 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-29-2013, 02:48 AM Thread Starter
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Women in traffic KILL PEOPLE!!!

Yesterday I finally got a license for producing small quantities of schnapps. So I'm riding home, all giggly from plum schnapps fumes and shit and all of a sudden this bitch in a Hyundai in front of me steps on her brakes like a fucking maniac. So I realize I can't control shit and I try to jump off the bike. But nah, god fucking hates me, so my foot gets caught and the bike falls flat on me, dragging my ass for a good 3 yards before I hit the car. So I crawl out from under the bike AND the car, shaking like a fucking leaf and prairie dogging with all of my mental strenght, and this bitch yells: "WHAT WILL MY DAD SAY?"



So I stand there, weighing my options, to kill her now and wait for the cops, or run away and murder her later. I chose the second, took a quick glimpse at her license plate, jumped on my bike and GTFOd.

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post #2 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-29-2013, 02:54 AM
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Re: Women in traffic KILL PEOPLE!!!

so why exactly did you hit her from behind? pretty sure that's avoidable in almost all cases if there's enough room between you two and you're actually paying attention.



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so why exactly did you hit her from behind? pretty sure that's avoidable in almost all cases if there's enough room between you two and you're actually paying attention.
Pretty sure I would've chosen that option before the one that involved ragdolling, if it was possible. Ho hit dead stop in a split second.
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So why didnt you call the cops?

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Sounds like it was completely you're fault, and running from the scene is a douche thing to do.


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So why didnt you call the cops?


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Sounds like it was completely you're fault, and running from the scene is a douche thing to do.
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So I'm riding home, all giggly from plum schnapps fumes and shit

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Nah, I wasn't drunk, I was just daydreaming about being drunk.
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Serves you right for 'riding' under the influence.
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post #10 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-29-2013, 08:55 AM
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Sounds like it was your own fault, OP.
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