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Old 10-29-2013, 01:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Yesterday I finally got a license for producing small quantities of schnapps. So I'm riding home, all giggly from plum schnapps fumes and shit and all of a sudden this bitch in a Hyundai in front of me steps on her brakes like a fucking maniac. So I realize I can't control shit and I try to jump off the bike. But nah, god fucking hates me, so my foot gets caught and the bike falls flat on me, dragging my ass for a good 3 yards before I hit the car. So I crawl out from under the bike AND the car, shaking like a fucking leaf and prairie dogging with all of my mental strenght, and this bitch yells: "WHAT WILL MY DAD SAY?"



So I stand there, weighing my options, to kill her now and wait for the cops, or run away and murder her later. I chose the second, took a quick glimpse at her license plate, jumped on my bike and GTFOd.

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Old 10-29-2013, 01:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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so why exactly did you hit her from behind? pretty sure that's avoidable in almost all cases if there's enough room between you two and you're actually paying attention.
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so why exactly did you hit her from behind? pretty sure that's avoidable in almost all cases if there's enough room between you two and you're actually paying attention.
Pretty sure I would've chosen that option before the one that involved ragdolling, if it was possible. Ho hit dead stop in a split second.
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Old 10-29-2013, 02:05 AM   #4 (permalink)
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So why didnt you call the cops?
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Sounds like it was completely you're fault, and running from the scene is a douche thing to do.
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Sounds like it was completely you're fault, and running from the scene is a douche thing to do.


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So I'm riding home, all giggly from plum schnapps fumes and shit
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Old 10-29-2013, 05:28 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Serves you right for 'riding' under the influence.
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Old 10-29-2013, 07:55 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Sounds like it was your own fault, OP.
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