Promo: Good evening, men of the law and sons of chaos. Wanna hear a joke? Tonight i'm facing none other than the guy i beat THREE Times, the "MIGHTY" Jack young. That's rich. Andrews must really dislike the guy.
On a more serious note, My Mexican Amigo is facing another opponent tonight. Haha, good luck Carter. But anyway, If he wins (which he will) I'm facing HIM in the next round.
How's that for controversy?
1. Randy Orton
3. Wade Barrett
4. CM Punk
5. Drew Macintyre
6. Damien Sandow
7. Big Show
1. Daniel Bryan
2. Rey Mysterio
"Finally free from the restraints, finally free from guilt, finally Nelson King has returned to PWA. The opportunity before me will not be taken lightly and I will uphold any promises made. I want to say thanks. I also want to thank the fans of the PWA cause without them I wouldn't be back here today."
A week in rehab to kick the booze and the smoke, aaaah the smoke, has kick started my career once again. I will reign supreme at Hellbound. Mark my words!"
R.I.P ULTIMATE WARRIOR
"...I am The Ultimate Warrior. You are the Ultimate Warrior fans and the spirit of Ultimate Warrior will run forever!"
*Martini comes out to the ring to present himself as the new TV Champion*
"You are looking at you're new TV Champion *crowd pops* 6 weeks into my PWA career and in my first title shot, I beat AG Zero Talent to win this baby. 5 wins on the bounce and now they decide to put me in the tournament to determine the challenger for Little Jiminy Cricket's World Heavyweight Title. Smart move. Tonight I face Money In The Bank Lee Powell. He's due a beating...and tonight I'm gonna cash it in..."
There is a massive pop from the crowd as Bangarang appears on the titan-tron with his new Hardcore Title
Lacy: Ladies and Gentlemen your Hardcore Champion Bangarang.
Bangarang: Thanks Lacy im happy to be here
Lacy: So how do you feel after Gold and Glory?
Bangarang: Well Lacy in a word tired haha but im so happy to be the PWA Hardcore Champion and represent for all the fans
Lacy: Well it was a big night for you. Your first ever PPV and two matches in one night both of which you won.
Bangarang: Yeah it came as a shock that i was getting the opportunity to be in the Battle Royal but when i eliminated GTI and realized i was the Champion there was no way i could lose my Triple Threat match later.
Lacy: So looking on from G&G what do you think of tonights opponent and getting a chance to become number 1 contender for the WHC?
Bangarang: Im exited! The Hellbound tournament is gonna hot things up here in the PWA and be exciting and tonight im going to prove that i deserved to win the Hardcore title and make my mark by teaching the Tutor a lesson. Little Jimmy Cricket, WE ROWDY me and the Lost boys we are coming. BANGARANG!
Props to why2cj for the sig
5x PWA Hardcore Champion and 1x PWA Tag Team Champion
PRESS TRIANGLE TO HIGH FIVE
Badass Sig by why2cj
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Del Rio BACKUPS
PROMO (The words "Abort, Retry, Fail?" flash on the big screen. EXCISION's "Brutal" hits)
(A new titontron entrance video plays as The cyberpunk AG Zero appears at the top of the ramp before making his way slowly to the ring)
AG Zero: I tried to igore the voice in my head. That robotic chatter that tells me what to do. What to say. That voice that tells me that it MADE me. That time and space is unraveling. The voice I call CYBERSPACE. It...no, SHE has been moving me for too long, so I took a step back. The last few weeks I thought it was me, alone in my mind. But she's still there. Telling me that the nihilistic underground never sleeps. That chaos is coming. IT LIES! THE CHAOS IS ALREADY HERE! I am no longer your beautiful digital king. I am not the technomancer, the Priest of Mars. I am something more than that. Something...BRUTAL...
Go home, bitheads. The age of the machine is here. The PWA will no longer be a safe place...