Asking JAMES ELLSWORTH for Wrestling Advice
Join Date: Feb 2011
Re: PWA Thunder - Monday, August 27th - #14
Lee Powell's Picks:
1. Dolph Ziggler
2. Sin Cara
4. CM Punk
5. Randy Orton
7. Big Show
8. Antonio Cesaro
B1. John Cena
(Lee Powell is standing backstage, talking to AG Zero and Jack Young, when suddenly Lacy approaches them for interview)
Lacy: Guys, any comments on your new World Heavyweight Champion, Little Jiminy Cricket?
(All three men get a huge smirk on their face.)
Lacy: Lee Powell, any comment why you didn't cash in you Money In The Bank contract? You were at ringside for the entire match and it looked like the ideal moment for you to strike. Why didn't you take the opportunity? Did you focus to much on Nelson King and forgot about the others?
(AG Zero and Jack Young look at Lee Powell, who gets an annoyed look on his face. Awkward silence ensues)
Lacy: Ookaaay. Do you have any comments on what Little Jiminy Cricket said about you moments ago?
(Powell knods to AG Zero, who promptley takes the mic away from Lacy and gives it to Powell. Zero and Young usher her away as Powell turns to the camera)
Cricket, I honestly don't care what you think of me. I don't even care that you're the World Heavyweight Champion. I'm at a point where I don't have to say I'm the best in the world, I show it. Did you see me in action at Invasion? Once again, I stole the show, just like I do every single night. Everyone knows I'm the future of this company, while you're just a one hit wonder. But in all seriousness, go cash your disability pension and let the young guns play, because I'm more interested in your tag team partner; Mascara de la Muerte.
Let me tell the story for the people who didn't order the PPV. And FYI, I'm going to use some "slang" so if there are people in the audience who are easily offended, please realise I don't give a flying fuck!
So, the story begins when our "lovely" Mexican pendejo starts talking trash to our computerwizard AG Zero. What the gringo didn't realise is that if you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us. So the cholo starts talking trash to me, until I suggest we settle it in the ring. Suddenly Mascara starts running like he's being chased by the US Border patrol. It was like watching Speedy Gonzales. Turns out he doesn't have the cojones to face me. But since I'm such nice guy, I'm going to give the muchacho another chance. So here's what I'm proposing:
The main event for PWA 15: "The Future, The Savior, Mr. Money In The Bank" Lee Powell in one corner, "The Puta, The Culo, The Maricon" Mascara de la whatever in the other. One on one. Just you and me. No Cricket, No Cataclysm.
How'bout it, Mascara? Proof to the world you have a set. Proof that you're not the little chihuahua you were last sunday. You started this, and I'm going to finish it. You ran your mouth against The Cataclysm, and now you have to deal with me.
"He's better than you and you know it ..."
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Last edited by TheNarrator23; 08-25-2012 at 09:26 PM.