Name: Mr Malaka
Manager: Heartburn (Clown)
Something like this. Basically Heartburn will be big on distractions by scaring/intimidating people/referees. He also throws in Raw meat to distract people. Heartburn also makes Balloon animals to entice referees into being distracted, He then pops the balloons which angers the referee and Heartburn rides around on a unicycle while the ref chases him.
Height / Weight: 6'/220 pounds
Liquid Tension Experiment - Paradigm Shift
In-Ring Style: Technical/Dirty
Signature Move(s): Kitchen Sink - Heartburn drives out one of those little clown cars full of clowns and/or weapons.
Sonic Boom - Mr Malaka gets the opponent in a headlock and screams in his ear at the top of his lungs for a full minute.
A Crying Shame - Mr Malaka gets so sad that he cries and collapses, then when the opponent comes to console him, he jams his thumbs into their eyes.
Finisher(s): Dirty finisher; Weapons hidden in tights (knuckle dusters, blinding powder etc),
Clean Finisher; Tatsumaki @ 7:47
EDIT: I am up for joining a Tag Team