Bad News Barrett
Originally Posted by THE PROMO
(Some of the participants in the pre-show match have already entered the ring. Suddenly the lights go out and then begin to glow a deep purple. The realisation of what's going to happen splits the crowd firmly in half, with one half cheering and the other booing. KeRo's face appears on the big screen.)
KeRo: If you do not learn from history, you are doomed to repeat it forever...
Nowhere is this more true than in the PWA. So often misfortune and injustice falls upon this company, and the people who really matter fail to recognise the problem, and then let it happen again. And the greatest problem, as usual, is at the top.
(The boos begin to overcome the cheers now.)
KeRo: Kevin Andrews, apparently, was a great man. He was tough, but fair, and ruled the PWA as he should have... He was also a useless drunk who failed to even put on shows when he needed to. He was the reason why the company gradually fell into disarray.
And who came next? Paula Haymen - and we all know how that turned out. Pushing her figurehead while the rest of us rot below. If she hadn't gone I dread to think what would have happened to the company.
And now some new group claims to be running things behind the scenes, and everyone expects there to be bliss and harmony all around? Fools.
I say to these new leaders - if indeed they can lead at all - reveal yourselves. Show us who is really in control. Then whatever happens, we'll know who's responsible instead of pinning everything on a band of anonymous cowards.
Enough talk. It's time for the Battle Royal. And to everyone in the ring right now: Watch your back. You never know what might sneak up behind you...
(The lights go back up and KeRo's face fades. "Firestarter" plays and KeRo makes his entrance.)
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Sure, you've heard this from me before and you've chanted 'USA USA USA' in response but how can you support the injustices of this disgusting country. Is it not plain to see now? I am forced to stay in the ring after me and brother Ravi endure a Hell in a Cell victory, to then fighting for the World Championship against the one person who personifies you people in the ring, it's a cowardly tactic yet everyone will still chant 'USA USA USA'. I mean, it's just beyond obvious, the first chance I have to represent my people in the biggest match of my career and there is already an agenda being built up against us. I can only complain so much, it's time to make everyone of you fat Americans humble, it's time to make these Mexican chihuahuas humble and most importantly, it's time to wipe Dreamer's blood all over the red, white and blue and make him humble.