Little JIminiy Cricket's Picks:
"I've been here since day 1! Day 1! No one stopped me from becoming tag team champions, no one stopped me from becoming PWA Champion, but it seems nobody will even give me a chance to prove I'm US or Hardcore Champion! I helped to build this company! Sweet N Sour and I? We did build this company!
You want to put your new best against your confirmed best tonight? Go right ahead. Here is a list of things you'll need:
1) a diaper. In the expectancy you can't hand the sour cricket and you shit yourself
2) towels. To wipe away your tears, but also all that shit.
3) more towels.
4) the US championship. After I prove I can work with a former US title holder, I certainly deserve a shot at the current US title holder."
Bad News Barrett
I have to carry these sorry excuses for wrestlers? Don't even get me started on my opponents.
Once again, the skill of Ko-Sharo Silva is being overlooked and I've been forced into a meaningless eight man tag match, teaming with three people I don't like, against four people I also don't like. Regardless, you're about to see why Ko-Sharo Silva is the best wrestler in PWC.
Bad News Barrett
Promo: Tonight marks the debut of the one they call Drake Adler. On their first night, everyone says that they're here to change this business as a whole. But I'm not going to waste your time with me talking about that. Instead, I'm just going to tell you with my actions. So be sure to see what I can do because this face, you'll be seeing a lot more of it.
1. Alexander Rusev
3. Rob Van Dam
4. Bray Wyatt
5. Bad News Barrett
6. Randy Orton
7. Roman Reigns
1. John Cena
Too long have I been ignored and passed on for Paula's newest flavor of the month. I beat SnS, I beat Mascara, where did it all lead? Nowhere. This meaningless 8 man tag match is a waste of Rott Wyler's true strengths and it's obvious by the choice of my partners that PWA management has zero fucks to give. When was the last time KeRo was relevant? How many times have we seen Evan Wood show up? Worthless people beneath me have gotten more opportunities- handed to them while I have worked my ass off for nothing in return.
You wanna treat Rott Wyler's match as filler? Go ahead and do just that coz I'll make sure to treat it the same way and dispose of all 4 of those jabronis quick. You see usually, I like prolonging the pain and suffering of others but this time- I'm here to make a statement. Step into the ring with me and experience first hand what it's like to feel totally powerless in front of a being far superior than you KoSharo Silva, Bryan Bent. Leon Knuckles. And TJ Styles, it seems you still haven't learnt after I put you in the hospital so I'm gonna pick you apart first. One by one you shall all perish. THAT is a promise.