I just finished watching the newest ROH TV 10.8.2011, well I guess it is not new to some of you who spend the $7.99 to get it a day early. The Briscoes come down for an interview with Cornette who they call "Corny" whcih made me laugh. The Briscoes are the best thing going in ROH right now to me. I really wish they woudl let them jsut go balls to the wall and say whatever they want without a filter. They could cause more riots and trouble then the Dudley's did in ECW. God knows they can wrestle better then Bully Ray and Devon what a joke those two have become.
I have a suggestion for the fans of ROH. Stop with the fucking streamers for every little thing. It gets less significate with every toss, all you stupid smartmarks stop and think for once and ask yourself is this really a worthy moment in history to throw my stupid little streamer that does not make it to the ring most of the time. Seriously Baba Booey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ5TajZYW6Y
) has better aim then most of you limp dick armed marks. Here is an idea the next time you are watching a match and you see an incrediable move or sequence throw the streamers then during the match. Like the next time you see two guys go back and forth with the RVD/Lynn standoff or you see a huge top rope belly to belly or german suplex. Lets make it special and mean something again.
This lets ask the fans who they think is going to win segment needs to be aborted faster then a promo night dumpster baby. Hey Robbie from Louisville you want it all but you can't have it and nobody gives a shit about who you think is going to win the next match. Boom Rick Rolled! If you don't get it then your loss.
Lets get to the action in the first match Tommaso Ciampa vs Right Leg Andy Ridge. Good fast paced stiff match right from the start. All I hear during this match is how hard Ridge kicks but yet he kicks too much to make it feel effective. He should use one awesome kick as his finisher to get it over that he really has some powerful kicks. I love what Prince Nana brings to the table as a manager and really will help Ciampa get over as a heel. Corino on commentary is awesome and it is to bad he can not do it all the time instead of Kelley. Ciama wins with a huge powerbomb to codebreaker which is an interesting variation of the move that I have not seen before. I think the pairing of Nana and Ciampa is very interesting and is way better then the Butal Bob/Bennett pairing.
Davey Richards defends the ROH Title vs Rodrick Strong w/ Truth Martini. I can't help but think everytime I see Truth it makes me think of this song.
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis
was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home
when it think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out
when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get
drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me,
remember what I did with it. First I looked around my
apartment, and I couldn't find it , so I called up the place
where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them
to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason, I
leave it there sometimes, but not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few
people who were at the party, but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being
without my penis for too long, It makes me feel like less of a
man, and I really hate having to sit down every time
I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house, and calling
everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very
depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward's St. Mark's
Place, where all those people sell used books and other
junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to
a broken toaster oven-some guy was selling it! I had to buy
it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him
down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back
on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me
I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even
though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a
Sorry I got off topic again back to the match. This is a typical Richards match chops, stiff kicks, and forearms flying everywhere at rapid speed. Richards dive through the middle rops to the outside on Strong was pretty impressive, the speed and force he uses make it seem like he was shot out of a gun but not a love gun of course. Another move that stood out to me was the back body drop Strong gave Richards on the fucking apron. One has to wonder how much longer can Richards go at this pace with these kind of matches. At some point your body is not going to recover as quickly as you think, but that is what makes ROH so good is that the wrestlers actually go all out every match. The once Strong hit the big boot to Richards coming out of the corner was huge and I feel they had the crowd with them and all the reversals and counters were great. The ending of the show was corny as shit with Richards saying welcome to ring of honor after his match. I wonder if that was what he was thinking throughout the whole match who he is going to say his line.
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