Re: Official Indy DVD Thread
$5 Dollar Wrestling: The Second Show
I survived this DVD. God help is all.
Jimmie Brisco vs. Raymond Helms
Why the fuck isn't there a ref? I mean there is no explanation given and no feud or anything that would show that they don't need a ref. This company is just so fucking amateur that the ref was just not there but they had the match any way. Couldn't they just get someone, anyone with a ref shirt? And this wasn't even good. Both guys might be able to wrestle a decent match and with a ref this might have been the best match ever from this company. Instead we see Helms count his own falls and dumb ass Brisco can't seem to grasp this fact. Time and time again he covers Helms and just doesn't count? Why?!!! What is so hard to understand?!!!! Just fucking count to three and end it the match for Christ's sake. Oh and the ending was the dumbest thing. Do they realize who is the face and who is the heel?
Freight Train vs. Adrian Cross
Are kidding me? "Choo-Choo!" That is the catch phrase of the man that they claim is the future of wrestling. In case you're wondering the future of wrestling and the man with the most potential in the world is a big, out of shape, and possibly retarded black man? This was so bad on so many level. I appeared to have blocked the entire match out of my memory because I can't even remember it. Under normal circumstances I would watch it again put my frail mind won't be able to handle any more.
The Young Boys vs. T-Dawg HG & Melissa Coates
This is the most disturbing and horrific thing that has ever taken place. I can't begin to explain how uncomfortable I was while watching so much of this match. I won't scar the minds of any of you by describing what any of these people look like or some of the things that I saw them do to each other. After the main event of the last show I thought I had seen the worst of the worst but I was wrong. I don't know how I can live with myself after seeing this. I'm literally questioning why I like wrestling.
America Championship Match:
Raider Rock(c) vs. Jeff Hart
Do these guys know how to wrestle? Serious question. I think they may have just found 2 guys off the street and told them to wrestle. Jeff Hart is a disgrace to the Hart family and Bret is a better wrestler right now than he ever will be. Teddy Hart should come to his house and do terrible things to Jeff Hart, that's how bad he is. Why is Raider Rock the champion of any promotion? No emotion, he can't wrestle, he looks like a moron, and the fans are indifferent to him. This match had knee punches. Yes knee punches.
The Sheik vs. Dyn-O-Mite(c)
No I don't know what title this is for. The fucking company didn't mention it but apparently Dyn-O-Mite (and how fucking annoying is that to type?) is some type of champion and he's defending the title here. Now to explain this match I just want you to think of two older indy wrestlers having a sloppy feeling out process in the beginning of their match. You know the stuff they do for maybe a minute or two. Well that goes on for 10 minutes and the match ends with an elbow drop!!! No it wasn't from the top rope; Someone just did an elbow drop and the match was over.
Why? I'm not going to talk about how fucking terrible all of these wrestlers are. I don't want to mention that not even one match was worthy of a single 1/4*. I don't want to bring up the terrible crowd, the stupid booking, the odd venue, and terrible promoting (their logo is just a poster made with marker that says "$5 Wrestling"). The only thing I want to end this with is a simple question that nobody will ever be able to answer.