Acknowledged by SCOTT STEINER
Join Date: Jan 2008
Re: Official Indy DVD Thread
I saw this one crazy Mexican match years ago. So it started out on on one in the ring and I was like cool, its two halfway decent lucha guys. Then they went out of the ring and fought in the crowd and I was pumped. They were doing stiff chair shots. They worked their way to the bathrooms and fought there. Chicks were screaming and running around. Now that I thionk of it that was the cleanest Mexican bathroom I have ever seen. It was cleaner than at the restaurant I manage. As they fought it looked like they were looking for something. I should mention that in the ring there is a pole and on the top there is a lock box so at this point I realize they must be searching for the key.
Now they go fight in the parking lot, and what do they find? Anothing ring, with a full cage set up to boot. They go inside, do two spots, leave the cage and then one guy finds the key under the second ring. So they fight back into the arena. where they run into another masked guy and one of the guys tags in the rnadom guy who now enters the match. Now they get out tables...turns out before you can get the lock box you need to put an opponent throught the table. So they do some more random spots. The one guy tags himself back in and gets a table spot. He is going to unlock the box when the random third guy tags himself in, hits (botches) a random suplex and wins. Ya, Sweeney should do it.
Or you could just redo Cage Of Death 6 with the 4 on 4 match. That was very confusing. A royal rumble, double ring, cage, elimination, eight man ladder match for a tag title. WTF? Who booked that shit?
A wrestling match is like a balanced diet. The basics are carbs, keeping you going. Armdrags may not be the highlight, but they're key to the development. Dairy is emotion and crowd interaction, like bones, they strengthen the match, and in there absense, the it will fall apart. Meat is moves like suplexes and finishers. They’re cool, but if you rely on them you’d be unhealthy, and the matches unwatchable. Mat work is fruits and vegetables. We may not like them, but some is sweet chain wrestling. Last is spots and indy MoVEz~!, your sugars and fats. You can't just eat chocolate, and thus you need to do more than flips and head drops to get above ****.