Re: Official Indy DVD Thread
KaijuFan’s Stoned Reviews:
ISW – Hot Summer Rub-Down
Smoked some legal bud called k2 blueberry, stoned out of my mind.
Beef Wellington vs Bear
Special Guest Ref: Giant Tiger:
Bear got decapitated like three times throughout the match, what a champ. Giant Tiger is fucking amazing, I want him to be a General Manager. His ability to be such a living pile of shit never ceases to amaze me.
ISW Title Match:
Player Uno (c) vs Kevin Steen:
Can’t believe they actually had a good match. But fuck, like, wow.
MVP vs Stinky The Homeless Guy vs El Hijo Del Bamboo:
Blah. Ending was botched but the guy whos El Hijo actually made me believe a panda was wrestling. Sexxxy Eddy on commentary takes a piss.
The Badd Gauntlet:
Vs Bruiser and Fuck Face
VS The Priests
Vs Black Larry and Dollar Bill of T-Unit:
I feel raped. Like. I really like The Badd Boys, I think Dad Badd is one of the most genius creations to ever grace the industry of professional wrestling. And it’s good that you shouldn’t be looking for good wrestling because god dammit you’re not going to get it. But fuck, as far as fun factor goes….ISW is it.
Winner Eats Loser:
Moohammad vs Flip D. Burger:
Moohammad mocking Cena with the You Can’t Milk Me is a thing of beauty. This was a legit fun match to watch. Moohammad is actually a decent wrestler and it helped to make the match more enjoyable than just a joke.
Twiggy and El Generico vs Izzie Deadyet and Zombified:
I don't remember much of this because I was rolling a joint, but I remember seeing lots of lulzy things and smiling. So I figure that's what earns a 3.
Obviously you wouldn't be looking for great inring wrestling with this company, however this is wrestling entertainment at its finest. While I still prefer PWG over any other company, I think ISW being Chikara's drunk, mentally handicapped brother is a close second place.
That Young Pot Smoking Kid
R.I.P. Bison Smith
Fuck ratings, enjoy wrestling.
Last edited by KaijuFan; 03-27-2010 at 03:03 AM.
Reason: My stoner ass forgot who was originally the champ