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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Kawadaverse.
Re: Official Indy DVD Help Thread
The following story was posted on the Puroresu.com board, I don't know if it's true:
"During an interview on the Puroresu Power Hour Ian Rotten was asked if he had any stories about Big Japan. He was hesitant to tell the story, but eventually decided it would be OK to share with the public at large. While working for a tour for Big Japan Nakamaki found Ian to be..."irresistible" according to Ian. Nakamaki made several advances toward Ian which were not appreciated. At one point he presented Ian with a bottle of sake, with the intent being of sharing it with Ian to get him drunk and take advantage of him, however Ian again shot him down in a rather unfriendly manner. One night while on tour Nakamaki got really drunk and came banging on Ian's hotel door, making such lewd statements as "Rotten-san, Rotten-san, I sucky dicky better than any woman can." Needless to say, that inspired massive ribbing from the boys which persists to this day. But it does not end there. Luckily for Ian's sake, he was stealthily able to change rooms, and when Romeo would again come to declare his undying love for Julian someone else was in that hotel room. Sure sucked to be that guy. But as the tour was coming to an end someone from the BJ office (I don't remember who) came to Ian and told him that night's match had to be extra bloody since yakuza (who were presumably funding the show) were in attendance. Ian was unsure how a double hell barb wire broken glass whateveritwas match could not be bloody. The man has a point. It was a tag match in which Ian was working against Nakamaki, and Ian was thankful that Nakamaki didn't do anything unprofessional during the match. Being cut up, battered, bruised and bleeding heavily Ian naturally went to go take a shower. However, his peaceful post-garbage shower was interrupted when the shower curtain was thrown open and Ian gazed upon naked Nakamaki pleasuring himself to the sight of a bloody Ian Rotten covered in soap and shampoo trying to bathe himself. Needless to say, Ian was not to pleased, had a fit, and made lots of complaints to the BJ office about it. By some strange coincidence Ian has not been booked by Big Japan since."
Well, I no longer need to eat for weeks...
I remember the golden years.