Re: New bunch of jobbers added to the NXT roster
New Castle Upon Tyne?
They probably got Axl Keegan's name from looking at the history of Newcastle United and saw the name Kevin Keegan, and thought 'THAT'S IT! But DAMMIT call him BRUTUS! NO WAIT...AXL!' for one of their other guys.
Sasha Banks is a decent name but it absolutely screams PORNSTAR.
If you type "Adolf Hitler was a fucking cunt" into Google using the speechmarks, you get two results over the entire internet. If you type in "Jeremy Kyle is a fucking cunt", you get 612. I can't do the maths, but that sounds about right.