"All you lords and ladies, still think that the only thing that matters is gold.
Well this (torturing people) makes me happier than all your gold ever could!
And that makes me happier than all her sapphires,
so go buy yourself a golden hand, and FUCK yourself with it!"
I would say the majority of Bruno Mars songs, primarily for their songwriting, but after thinking about it, "Marry You" just takes the cake for being such an asinine rape of the human intellect. Only worsened by how much airplay it receives.