Congratulations, you are Lebron James, Innocent aligned.
ONce the most hated player in the league, most people have gotten over their problems with you after your amazing year. You won the MVP award, you the finals as well as getting the finals MVP, and then finished the summer with a gold medal. You even got married, quite impressive for a guy that started balding in his mid 20s. Anyways, you are the JOAT due to your all around ability and domination of basketball. You have a one shot kill, roleblock, bodyguard, and lie detector. Use them wisely.
It is snow day 8, I don't know how many people are alive nor much it takes for a lynch. Kenny will have to tell you.
"Stop feeling sorry for yourself, find the silver lining and get to work with the same belief, same drive and same conviction as ever."