Because I was at work wrapping my shift up for the week, and focusing on who I was going to try and get it in with at the office Christmas party. Sadly I got none, and had to settle for $4.99 a minute phone sex.
Edit: I'm also a bit leery of kaeps play, saying he'll be back for day 2. If you're going to skip an entire day, you should either be replaced out, or lynched. He's probably town though, just playing retarded. Albeit, no one can play more retarded than me